Horatio | 157 |He/Him| Archwarlock

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DNI

Violators will be shackled by blood chains.

Paladins

Clerics (unless you worship a dark god, a god of death, a god of magic, etc.)

Druids are on thin ice

The usual dark magic gatekeepers, necromancy gatekeepers, blood magic gatekeepers, etc. (dark magic should be accessible for anyone!)

Elf supremacists

Warlock antis (obviously)

Necromancer antis (I have necromancer friends)

Enchantment magic users

Homophobes

Kobolds

If you buy your robes off GOBLEIN or glebu

Green or red dragons or dragon related humanoid folk

Dwarves under the age of 80

Imp Servitude antis

Lawful neutrals

Sentient cursed swords

Goomongers AND goonomancers (pleaase do not leave goo deposits on my blog or you will be blocked from my lair and reported to my demon overlord)

Unethical Arsonists

Hazbin Hotel fans

Anyone pro shipping spell ingredients across across borders and endangering native plantlife. Other warlocks please interact though! 🖤🖤🖤

[horatiothewarlock]

WARLOCK SPELL RANKING !!! (Just my opinion)

[horatiothewarlock]

Did you know 93% of warlocks quit making personal sacrifices in order to achieve further eldritch secrets right before unlocking a higher more incomprehensible state of being? Keep selling further pieces of your immortal soul! You’ll make it big soon!

[horatiothewarlock]

Attention Warlocks!

Are you unhappy in your current arrangement with your demonic overlord, but feel trapped by the clause in your pact that says 'your soul is mine forever and you cannot change this'? It is important for YOU to know your rights as a warlock.

As damning as the 'there is no way to get out of this pact' clause sounds, there is actually a loophole all demonlords don't want you to know about: your pact can actually be bought out by another demonlord! The easiest way to go about this is to find an ambitious demonlord and appeal to their ambition by claiming your current overlord is not allowing you to reach your full potential, and limiting your abilities, and that if he/she/they bought out your pact agreement, you would be a very valuable asset to their ranks! Best of luck achieving your goals fellow warlocks. 🖤🖤🖤

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

KILL the idea that a warlock is a dark summoner / necromancer. Not all necromancers are warlocks and not all warlocks are necromancers