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it tastes like corn

cracks him in half with my teeth and spits him out on the dust covered highway to be run over by cars for eternity

#qktalks #warnutreal #was cleaning out my files earlier and i was so delightfully reminded of the 'p e e' warriors image #and that coupled with wars as a peanut . they r two wolves fighting in my subconscious #there's two wolves inside you . one is p e e wars . the other is peanut wars

Hi there, tumblr user tortilla-of-courage.

I just wanted to let you know that I have a fanbase now, and that I am slowly gaining power. Are you regretting creating me? The only way to fix this is to break the curse of the Necklace. I don't know who has it, but until it's broken I will only become stronger. You cannut stop me. I will find the Necklace and transform everyone you know into various food items to join my tasty army. Pure power surges through my shell, I am unstoppable. I will corrupt this place until there is nothing but myself sitting atop a throne of roasted peanuts.