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“Okay, you know what I think is wilder than that time I made you sing all those songs on top of the bar?” A drunken Camila questions all of a sudden, completely wasted as all hell at this point, and there was no going back. “Do you remember? You sang some weird shit.. and we ended with Benny and the Pets. I mean—jets. Bonnie and the Jets. It’s my birthday, so just remember this when you hear my offer. I’m midway through my thirties and it’s making me sick.. just remember that so you feel sorry for me. I think we.. you, Warren Wolff, and I, Camila Flores Garcia... drum roll ploise..” She makes some tapping noises atop one of the tables at Moonie’s. “Should get TATTOOS. On our BUTTS.”








