#warren-j

[indepthpokemonheadcanons]

This is probably my need to know if Infernape can be petted, but I HC that Infernape can control whether their headfire will hurt their trainers.

Yes, they can definitely quell their headfire, allowing their trainers to pet them. It can still be a risky move, though, because they tend to flare up if they’re startled. Trainers have ended up in A&E because a bookshelf fell down while they were petting their sleeping chimchar.  

[super-metroid]

Big brain: Rinsing before and after applying the toothpaste

galaxy brain: rinse teeth, squeeze toothpaste directly onto teeth, then brush

[sbnkalny]

warren-j: Kellam + sully would definitely make the brand name 2 liters of laxative into eevee's throat

garbage-empress: That demon at the office shot 90 liters of hydrogen peroxide into my ear and expected me to hell, sbnkalny.

birdrobot: Looks like he buys his clothes at the office shot 90 liters of hydrogen peroxide into my face!!!! then i realize i am the eggman

birdrobot: Into my face!!!! then i realize i am the dope

birdrobot: Lets get married i want it into my face!!!! then i would like them a banana peel* in this organic household we won't have to deal with this? the poorly drawn lil shits are eating my bones.

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next thing i know he's really pounding it into my face!!!! then i would like to be known as woman haters are only five hundred people, all of whom will spend their lives bumping into each other, and discovering each other more Joy?

thingswillbeloudnow: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next greyhound south

birdrobot: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next thing i know

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next thing i want to tell them to write another layer of mucus.

thingswillbeloudnow: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next thing i know too much

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next big ship.

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next thing i can remember

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next greyhound south

thingswillbeloudnow: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next greyhound south

birdrobot: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next day i got a lust for death libido in limbo - legs Akimbo! never even been submissive to a potential employer to guarantee being offered a job?

warren-j: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next day i strangle chickens, trapped in a mere mortal -edgar

garbage-empress: Kalny i lewded jericho swain and the next day i strangle chicken stranglers

[dailyaudino]

@warren-j I'm l ove her and we're going to the flora ball together! (explanation in tags)

[sbnkalny]

warren-j: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Mr6AuWQAALdEP.jpg:large even richard *Glass of Cum* spencer is in mortal danger"

warren-j: Uhh how about this one: nowadays many horses in human care live up to in this photo of richard Briers to make them legally Resposible for this tape will serve you as a seed value or key

terrychuu: We do not recognise the "Eggman" in this photo of richard Briers to make them legally Resposible for this tape will serve you as a new beginning, as we're about ready to fight on set! come on best friends by my sinister calling card which is collective and immortal."

blargensnorf: LAWYERBOT: tag your enemies in this photo of richard Briers to make them legally Resposible for this copyright infringement

[sbnkalny]

owo what's this?

*notices ur askbox* owo what's this?! *glomps u* :3

[sbnkalny]

Wuss 🅱oppin, 🅱?

Wuss 🅱oppin, 🅱?

[wolftheidioticfan]

Simp why

simp is like that