Sep 29, 2015
Warren: Does anyone else need a date for homecoming?
Ethan: ... *raises hand*
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Warren: Does anyone else need a date for homecoming?
Ethan: ... *raises hand*
"So...weird thing happened to me. I was sitting at home, goofing around with a crystal ball, and I had a premonition. I was getting married. White gown, veil, daisy bouquet, the whole deal. But guess what? You were at the end."
His response is delayed by a rather undignified choking fit, the offending can of soda crunching in his fist as he tries to regain his composure.
“I think you need to lay off the crystal everything, Hal.”
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Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.
Warren is really demiromantic - this is on the aro spectrum, and means he is literally emotionally incapable of falling in love with someone he hasn’t already known for a long time and/or had a meaningful platonic relationship with, first. He’s GreyAce, too - being grey in the ace spectrum means that while he sometimes does feel sexual attraction, it’s really rare for him, and, in this case, almost never happens. Beyond that, Warren’s bisex/biro, with no preference.
Random Headcanon: Temperature
Warren’s fires burn at a maximum of about 232 degrees Celsius (Roughly 450 Fahrenheit), but he can get up to 260 C (500 F) if he’s not exhausted+not starving.
In the fight against The Commander, Baron’s flames burned up to about 1093 C (93 degrees hotter than the average temperature of lava, and about 2000 F). This ended up completely wearing him out, and only happened towards the end when he realized he might actually lose, but it was something he was capable of.
future warren: your daughter will hate you more than anything and use her powers on you
“... I have a kid? Are you insane?”
layla likes will better
“... They’ve been best friends since they were little kids. We just met last year.”
the strongholds will probably find a way to put your mom way too
“They couldn’t. She doesn’t hurt anyone, she doesn’t do anything wrong. Dad wouldn’t-”
“I won’t let them hurt her.”