#warrior thought

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Jackie Chan: Disowns his daughter for being a lesbian

Warrior: Let’s make a character based on Jackie Chan and he’s GAY!

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Warrior season 3 episode 8

Yeah I know it’s a bit late but I had to process my fucking Feels

I can’t believe Hoon Lee was like “It’s a break from the drama! More happy and romantic!”

HE IS AN EVIL MASTERMIND (because he wrote this episode)

The Chinese celebrating love and the ducks celebrating hate/racism.

“Maybe we’ll finally see the tongs come together” hopefully because Fuckley out there making racist ass Trump speeches to “cleanse” the country

The costumes and visuals in Warrior are fucking amazing! Mai Ling and Li Yong in their wedding attire! Ah Toy in PURPLE yesss! 

Li Yong getting hit with sticks to show his devotion to Mai Ling. Li Yong sparring  with Kạn Pak. Foreshadowing for later.

Ah Toy hates weddings, why? Because she’s an inherently pessimistic person? Because they’re a painful reminder of her husband? I just know for sure that she’d let Nellie wife her up in a heartbeat 

SHUT UP WE GOT HONG AND AH TOY TOGETHER FOR A HOT MINUTE

Hong: “This food is so good mom!”

Ah Toy: “Mmmhmm cool, I’m thinking about murder and my wife.”

Ah Toy looking at Ah Sahm and Yan Mi. Supporting him like he supported her and Nellie! I love their dynamic as platonic besties and confidantes.

Those fuckers just couldn’t leave Ah Toy alone! I was NOT expecting her to go cannibal and bite his nose off! That fan blade omggg SLAY QUEEN

Hoon, “romantic and happy” means nothing to me without Ah Toy/Nellie. If Bill’s wife can miraculously come back last season, Nellie can too damn it. Ah Toy was like “Its safer in Chinatown” but every episode has her getting attacked and stressing about her shoulder. Like babe he’s already won if could make you give up your wife and happiness to go back to Chinatown. OK really looks like Lai is gonna go after Dickland herself next episode. So maybe  Ah Toy will fight him in the finale. DON’T KILL LAI

I KNEW this would happen with Father Jun and YJ! At some point, YJ will have to put him out of his misery. Ughh my heart!

Ah Sahm is still cursed in the romance department, huh? Young Jun is out for Yan Mi and the cops are on her trail, too. I hope she won’t die and just leave the city.

Li Yong, the elders are actually being very reasonable here. They’re just asking for better communication and less crazy decisions! He’s such a malewife for Mai Ling. Like I get it, he knows her and her story like nobody else. But come on, dude. You’re gonna regret it. 

So not a Red Wedding…but a Red Honeymoon. Warrior is very good at creating fight scenes that matter. They have stakes, they drive the story and the characters forward. Li Yong killing his best friend to protect Mai Ling was so emotional! He even yelled at Mai Ling to get out! That’s how you know he finally broke. How much more is he willing to sacrifice for her and love? Chao was right, love has consequences. 

Mai Ling is a complicated bad bitch. She’s ruthless and power-hungry. But her feelings for Li Yong and Ah Sahm are real, deep down. At this rate, she’s gonna push away everyone who could be an ally. Can’t wait to see how this will affect her and Li Yong.

The second biggest fight was Bill vs Chief Atwood. I must say, Bill’s been growing on me this season. He was the only one who gave a shit when Atwood was terrorizing the Chinese. The other cops are just mad that he’s punishing their people, too. Still, 5 years in prison for stealing some food is ludicrous. Atwood is an evil menace for everyone, white or Chinese.  I’ve been waiting all season for Bill to beat the shit out of him! Too bad it’s gonna bite him in the ass later.

Wdym there’s only 2 more episodes?? Didn’t season 3 just premiered like yesterday???

This season feels a lot darker or is it just me? Fuckley is mayor and everything is falling apart. Nobody is even remotely ok

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Warrior Thought

(Spoilers for episode 10)

Source: https://www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/tv/crave/warrior/

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What if Yan Mi was there at the boxing fight in season 1???

Everyone worships Ah Sahm but she’s so unimpressed it’s funny XD

“Wow you’re the guy on the wall? The one who got absolutely smashed in that one fight??”

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LISTEN

AH TOY’S SHOULDER IS A METAPHOR FOR HER CHARACTER

AH TOY IS SO USED TO BEING THE LONE WOLF AND PROTECTING HER GIRLS AND CARRYING ALL THE BURDEN ON HER SHOULDERS!

TRUSTING NELLIE LED TO TRAGEDY SO SHE THINKS ITS  BETTER TO BE ALONE FOREVER AND SURVIVE BUT HER SHOULDER IS STILL INJURED!

SHE’S GONNA GET HURT EVEN MORE BY TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HERSELF! SHE AND NELLIE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER!

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It looks like Dickland has an all-Chinese staff at his house. Hypocrite

Nellie barging into Dickland’s house and pointing at all the Chinese women “SIR ARE YOU RUNNING A BROTHEL HERE”

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I fucking hate Dickland’s henchman with the whip! Literally the most racist weapon there is! Wrapping it around Ah Toy’s NECK??? The only whipped Ah Toy should be is whipped for her wife!

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Ah Toy and Nellie should adopt Hong please