When you come back please give us a big list of all the ways it's Not New York.
1. Drive on left side! Very confusing!
3. Theaters (“theatres”) not in a line. Where are the theaters. Our tickets are at seven-thirty where are the theaters.
4. wait sometimes drive on right side what is happening
5. Burgers = terrible. Do not even approach me with the pizza or bagels.
6. Pastries arguably better though.
7. Ordinary humans will not help you if you are lost and confused on the Underground because talking to strangers is scary so they have people whose job it is. I salute these brave British souls.
8. Also, dogs are allowed on Underground and you don’t have to put them in a bag! (Dogs are only allowed on the New York subway in a bag.) This is excellent and I made several friends.
10. SHIT DRIVE ON LEFT SIDE AGAIN