#wassergeist

[legendsbigandsmall]

Human: Who are you, where did you come from, and how powerful are you?

Wassergeist: I don't know!

Human: Don't know WHAT?

Wassergeist: How powerful I am. I don't know!

Human: How can you NOT KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT??

Wassergeist: Because there are a lot of things I'm afraid to try!

[legendsbigandsmall]

It's not stealing; it's borrowing without intent to return.

Wassergeist

[legendsbigandsmall]

Please avoid breaking the glass, as it is the only thing between you and ten million gallons of freezing wet death!

Wassergeist, on the underwater nature of his lair.