#wasted your time

[cookiezini]

Everybody graduated at 18..... I graduated at 17.

[yoestah]

So I was walking down the street today, in a small slavic country, and my attention subconsciously shifted to a guy in front of me with a baseball cap on. It's december mind you. He stood out so much yet appeared quite normal, not much out of the ordinary and I couldn't quite figure out why. I inspected closer, baggy jeans, a hoodie, meh aight. But the fucking cap bothered me so much. Then it hit me, looks like an American lmao. I thought to myself, jokingly, because I live in a bumfuck nowhere small city. I walk past and I hear the most undeniable American accent. Great, you encountered an American in the wild i hear you say. Honestly, I'm just proud of myself to randomly identify an american against all odds(the most you'll find is a German here). Man, I watch too much american media. Should go touch some grass more..Dunno if I'm that proud, on second thought.

[high-key-misinterperted-that]

Stages of Christmas

Who are you? What are yo-POOPY TIME-[throws up]

OMG SANTA! HE'S REAL!!!!

Thanks (__parental unit__)!

Yay ok thanks whatever.

"Go online and choose something" "Ty!"

OH MY GOD SOCKS!!!!!

SLEEEEP <3

God...children. Sh-THOSE are mine!

[high-key-misinterperted-that]

Good day all.

I have nothing more to say thanks for that 5 seconds you aren't ever getting back.

[arietisprimavera]

god I'm so fucking annoying

[never-gonna-stop-fighting]

fill in these things about you

name: Morgan birthday: April 2nd height: 4'11" hair colour: Brown a random fact about you: I still have my favorite childhood stuffed dog <3 (Peanutbutter) favourite band: P!nk favourite song: Fight Song (currently) favourite food: Mexican favourite season: Fall favourite animal: Turtles favourite movie: The Ugly Truth are you currently in a relationship?: Yes if so, are you happy with them?: Yes anything you need to work on?: Health do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: Taller dark hair or light hair?: Either smart or attractive?: Smart is creativity attractive?: Yes do you care how much money they have?: No your last phone call: Girlfriend your last text: Sam the last thing you drank: Water the last song you listened to: The Foster's intro the last book you read: In the middle of some school thing the last movie you watched: mi: Atlantis what is your heritage?: Jewish German do you play any instruments?: Not anymore what are your pets’ names?: Oreo & Chewie your favourite board game: Monopoly a random childhood memory: Aunt making building a literal wall around herself place you would like to visit: Everywhere your favourite colour to wear: Gray

[nicethingsinuglyhandwriting]

I'm so sorry that I wasted your time because you really do mean a lot to me, and I hope you have a very nice life because I really think you deserve it. I really do. I hope you do, too. Okay, then. Goodbye // Stephen Chbosky.

[fnallyustme]

Tumblr is the best reason to wasted your time!