#wat even.

[legendiism]

"Fuck you."

“Fuck you too, asshole.”

[northlasvegas]

'oh my gahhh. u are half-naked!!' i yelled at the woman as she looked down to see that the left side of her body was fully clothed while the right side was bare as a baby's buttocks. 'yes, yes i am' she replied.

[missing-tae-blog]

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[bigdisasterenergy]

Apparently my mom tried to wake me up twice this morning.

I must have literally slept through both attempts because I don't remember.

I woke up at 9:30 all confused because that's when church started.

This is what happens when you stay up until 4:30AM writing about lady warriors and their dragon men apparently.

[teachmehowtodougiemurray]

My dad is super mad at me. Okay- not my fault you grumpy ass. You get sunburned every time you go on a bike ride don't get pissy with me just because I as forced to sit in the blazing sun for three hours. It's cute how he just ignores me when he's mad at me :D about a sunburn...that I could not prevent.

[nailaahloves]

Today is my Birthday.

...Along with 3 other new kids at my school.

Wat.

No get out. What is sharing, I can't even....

[the-bi-bi-girl]

so, i guess i never zipped my pants this morning, so my pants have been unzipped and unbuttoned since 5 this morning.