#watafuck

[anjerurururu-blog]

ER MHER FUCKING GAWD

So me and my mom woke up,she said she is going to take a bath and she said I should clean up both beds

well

I FOUND A MOTHERFUCKING DILDO

DUDE

UNDER MY PILLOW

WAT THE FAK

then I screamed “WTF WTF FUCK WHY AM I SLEEPING WITH A MOTHEr FUCKING DILDO?!”

and she said someone at work wanted to order one

me “U(HYNBJNKHJNSMKLNFBNY IM A FUCKING KID”

well she had a head ache so she just walked away,and its my cousin’s 9th b day

[findmeoncrystalrees]

i just reached 12M fans in KARDASHIAN HOLLYWOOD i'm so freaking happy i'm popular once in my life yay

[holmelet]

i'll put that hobby on my about page love, i will! if you're going to try spaghetti with pineapple muss i shall have milk with my next thai food yo! congrats on unlocking new ability cuz mu shampoo is chocolate (& i wont eat it no worries here (or at least i'll try not to cuz it smells damn good)) don't worry about not being deep person, i'm most undeep (not to say SHALLOW) person on this planet + i'm also not creative at all so fuck it, we have each others <3 ++gordon is hella rad name

omg this hobby is 800% UNIQUE. 

OKAY SO DONE DEAL. YEA U CAN SEE FIERCE ON MA EYES NOW. not really idk even how to wink how can I show feels in ma eyes. 

BTW chocolate-flavored-shampoos are dangerous I mean I WAS SUPPOSED TO WASH MY HEAD WITH THAT THING NOT EAT BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD. I COULDN’T RESIST. 

lololol shallow person lololol om g. SAYING “SHALLOW PERSON” IS VERY CREATIVE SO SHHHH SHUT UP OKAY UR A VERY CREATIVE PERSON. 

Gordon Freeman. Dat’s a nice name tho. 

[headshot-me-blog-blog-blog]

Quand le mec avec qui tu parles sur Grindr t'envois, pour je ne sais quelle raison obscure venue de son esprit torturé, un pamphlet louant les vertues du Fist-Fucking, avec une horrible photo à l'appuie ! ( Toujours plus détraqué les mecs ! )

[headshot-me-blog-blog-blog]

Quand, bien qu'ayant suivi un parcour scientifique de la seconde au master 2, les maths n'ont jamais / ne sont, / ne seront jamais à la porté de ma compréhension ... et c'est pas faute d'avoir essayé !