#watch oitnb

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

As a currently graduated yet unemployed ~luseur~ with nothing going on in my life, I slept in till 11 thinking there was no reason to get up, until I saw my calendar where I’d written that Orange is the new black season 7 drops today.

but uuuuh looks like its not up till 3pm this side of Australia

[slexl]

You’re 16 and you’re already smoking crack? Are you fucking serious? Go play outside or some shit, maybe go to school. I don’t fucking know.

[allyouhadtodowasstayaway]

haven't been online for a while due to netflix but i just wanted to say that i'm really proud of our girl

[googledrivemasterposts]

Orange is the New Black Masterpost (no reblogging please)

Season One (credits to unknown) 1X01 - I Wasn’t Ready 1X02 - Tit Punch 1X03 - Lesbian Request Denied 1X04 - Imaginary Enemies 1X05 - The Chickening 1X06 - WAC Pack 1X07 - Blood Donut 1X08 - Moscow Mule 1X09 - Fucksgiving 1X10 - Bora Bora 1X11 - Tall Men With Feelings 1X12 - Fool Me Once 1X13 - Cant Fix Crazy

Season Two (credits to itsimmortalitymydarlingsx and anon) 2x01 - Thirsty Bird 2X02 - Looks Blue, Tastes Red 2x03 - Hugs Can Be Deceiving 2x04 - A Whole Other Hole 2X05 - Low Self Esteem City 2X06 - You Also Have a Pizza 2x07 - Comic Sans 2x11 - Take a Break from Your Values 2X09 - 40 OZ of Furlough 2X10 - Little Mustachioed Shit 2X11 - Take a Break From Your Values 2X12 - It Was the Change 2X13 - We Have Manners. We’re Polite

Season 3 (credits to anon) 3x01 - Mother’s Day 3x02 - Bed Bugs and Beyond 3x03 - Empathy Is a Boner Killer 3x04 - Finger in the Dyke 3x05 - Fake It Till You Fake It Some More 3x06 - Ching Chong Chang 3x07 - Tongue-Tied 3x08 - Fear, and Other Smells 3x09 - Where My Dreidel At 3x10 - A Tittin’ and a Hairin 3x11 - We Can Be Heroes 3x12 - Don’t Make Me Come Back There 3x13 - Trust No Bitch

Enjoy! (made in collaboration with the wonderful cyberskater)

[itsaeruniverse]

Home alone for the night what ever shall I do?

[lkjgfdsamandasdfghjkl]

Reading old texts from someone who meant a lot to you is murderous. So don't. I've said things is never want anyone to know, I've said things that I really meant and knowing that I can't feel that way anymore is the worst. I've said awful things out of anger and hurt. Sometimes I wish I never said them but I remember I NEEDED to say those things because I can't be pushed over in every relationship/not relationship. So fuck this. You'll be happy soon enough.

[natsvos]

Lesbian request denied.

[sinfaol-blog]

Does anyone know where I can watch OITNB? All I need to watch to finish it is 2x10 and 2x13, but they're not working on the usual google docs I go to.

Also, I'd prefer it if I didn't have to download anything or make an account.