#watdafuck

[anxious--jake--english-blog]

You would not believe your nose

if ten million huge dildos

[anxious--jake--english-blog]

I made this logo on this website, it tried to make me pay like 10 bucks to download it, I screenshotted it and cropped it out. Lol fight the system

[anxious--jake--english-blog]

LateNightConversation

Me: What's this

Dirk: Dat's dat muhul(muscle) fah(fat)

Me: Oh

Dirk: Yeahhhh

Me: What is dis

Dirk: Dat's dat normal fat, dat's dat normal fat, leave it alone

[anxious--jake--english-blog]

LateNightConversation

Dirk: *Burps

Me: All over my nutty buddy

[climberdinosaur]

why people here translating the comments in russian to english and be like "hahaha very funny!" and reblogging the post

plot twist: no, it's not funny or weird at all asshole

[anxious--jake--english-blog]

Bruh

This huge ass dog just busted into the house, and it fucking kept coming back in like 7 times after we got it out and jumped on me and my brother everytime it came back in, it jumped on my brothers nuts like twice. 

[ladygingy]

So I'm sitting in the breakroom at work and was touching my hair and WEED FALLS OUT OF MY HAIR shiiiit no one noticed thankfully..... this might be a sign to stop getting stoned before work.

[lordepoa]

Man, we got some good studying done. I wonder what time it is. *looks at clock eyes widen in shock*