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Valkyrie: Look, no one gave me the idea. I decided to ask Nat to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

[flashback:]

Wattson: *gasps* There's a typo in this crossword puzzle!

Valkyrie, staring at her with love in her eyes:

Okay but if theyre not married why do they have matching black friday skins??? hmmm???

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So, I wrote a new fic after a few years of not really writing... Hope y'all enjoy!

Valkyrie: I don’t make the best decisions under pressure.

*flashback*

Wattson: Oh my god. What the hell is that?

Valkyrie: An alpaca! I bought the last one!!

Valkyrie: Nat and I don’t use pet names.

Caustic: I see. What do bees make?

Valkyrie: Honey?

Wattson: Yes, dear?

Valkyrie:

Caustic: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Valkyrie: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice queen.

Wattson: *smiles*

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie: I’m a mess. Someone help.

Rampart: What in the fucknuckles is this?

Valkyrie, holding Wattson: That’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Rampart: Whoa, pump the hate breaks, I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially the human embodiment of Pinkie Pie from my little pony.

Wattson: What would you say if I came home with, uhh, 6 kittens?

Valkyrie: What’s in the box?

Wattson: *moves the box behind her back*

Valkyrie: What’s in the box, Nat?

Wattson: I think you know...

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