last night i was:
spoonfed green slime (yogurt with food dye)
made into a human sundae with whipped cream, strawberry syrup, oreos, and marshmallows
sprayed with water, then forced to roll around in flour like a human shake n' bake
wrapped up in toilet paper and had paper towels stuffed into my shorts and sports bra
covered in blue paint
my job is ridiculous and i love it












