Jun 8, 2014
HOO BUDDY
I’m doing laundry this morning and realized that I accidentally washed all (two) of my bras at the same time
which was dumb because I need to go run errands
and so I went to the Ghost of Bras Past in my top drawer to see if I could find something to wear as a quick fix
and I dug out this bra that I retired in high school because I had bought it in a rush of desire to own cute bras and then realized later that the band was too tight and the cups were too big and it was all wrong and weird and so I just went nope and it was never seen again
UNTIL TODAY in which I tried it on and realized that it now fit REALLY, REALLY NICELY
which means HOO BUDDY I JUST GOT ME A FREE BRA
WITHOUT EVEN GOING TO THE STORE
WATCH OUT WORLD, I’M COMING FOR YA