My OCs
Akita Kujakissa: The co founder of his band Blood Wenches. He’s typically vocals or guitar/bass but can play other instruments. A (proud) gay Finnish crossdresser with a mission to dismiss that twinks are sweet and feminine. He will leave you a bloody mess and isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. Sarcastic with a sharp wit, he will leave you insecure, depressed and stressed. He is very high maintenance and is basically a human version of a cat.
Noni Misipeka: The co founder of the Blood Wenches. A complete and total genderfluid sweetheart who goes by they/them pronouns. They’re massive at 6′6″ with muscles for days. They’re not a fan of violence and are often bullied for being such a big softie. They are very much a flower child and often act as the balance to Akita. They like staying in the background and often play drums, sometimes growling along to Akita’s vocals. They come from a small island in the Pacific and are very affectionate.
Dana Kujakissa: Akita’s cousin from Russia. She’s a born mute and caused the Kujakissa family to learn how to sign in English, Finnish and Russian. She doesn’t let her inability to speak get in the way of her career as a makeup artist. She’s famous for her horror and gore makeup which led Nathan to her. They had a whirlwind romance that ended in a mutual friendship. She’s very sweet and often puts other people ahead of herself which gets her scolded by Akita. She opted to dye her platinum blonde hair black and Akita often dyes her roots for her so they don’t end up exposed after a week.
Carmen Hidalgo: At an even 5′0″, she is full of fire and mischief. She decided against high heels after a mishap during her high school years that she’d rather not talk about. A full blown lesbian, she’s kept it to herself for years. She is very much a mom friend and forces everyone to eat even if they’re full. She and Charles don’t have a good friendship because he’ll try to get out of eating to keep working and she will break his door to make sure he actually eats something. She never heard of Dethklok until she finally met them since their merchandise and tickets were so expensive. She is a die hard Blood Wenches fan girl and often promotes their tours in her Instagram and Twitter.
Wayne Offdensen: The father with “strong hands” hailing from Chicago. Charles is a carbon copy of his father with his mother’s green eyes. Many people perceive him as cold and he is unless you’re family. He taught his sons how to put on a suit and how to tie a tie but only Charles really took it (which brings him great pain since “a man should always look his best.”) His serious demeanor often gets him marked as an asshole. He worked as an office worker up to his retirement and lives in the South with his wife since he can’t seem to pull her out.
Suzanne Offdensen: A Southern belle that Charles got his height and green eyes from, she is always positive. She has a goofy personality and is always making someone laugh (is it deliberate or accidental, the world may never know). She has a very bright smile and anyone who makes her stop smiling has to face Wayne. She loves her sons to pieces and would lay down her life for them. Charles is wary to tell her anything about his work and gives her only the basic details to keep her from worrying too much.
Brian Offdensen: Charles’ older brother and the one who teased him mercilessly throughout his youth. He is the main reason why Dethklok’s shenanigans barely shock him. He’s laidback in comparison to his brother and father and would much rather just hang out on the beach than an office. Last Charles heard, he was working at some beach resort trying to make it big.
Jaska Kujakissa: Akita’s father. He’s an outdoors man and will often be found out with his wife Ilma working or playing in the snow like teenagers. He has a thick blonde beard and a head full of wild curls that his son inherited. He taught his son and nieces and nephews self defense since Akita’s tendencies to dress like a girl and Dana’s muteness often attracted people with questionable intentions. He is very family oriented and only wants the very best for his son.
Ilma Kujakissa: Akita’s mother. She has a stone face that could rival a gargoyle. Reading her emotions is a task all in its own. Because of her inability to show her emotion on her face, she was often bullied and no one really wanted to date her until Jaska went up to her. (Turns out you just have to actually look her in the eyes to see what she’s thinking). She is only an inch taller than her husband but loves to tease him about his height. She has a surprisingly dirty mouth and taught Akita all the swear words when he was only six. She will straight gut anyone who has something negative to say about her son.
Niko Kujakissa: Dana’s father. A man with a big laugh and an even bigger appetite. He may be a little chubbier than his brother Jaska but the two will still compete as if they were forever stuck in their 20s. Dana’s envious of his straight hair and wished she got that instead of the Kujakissa Curls. He stayed close to home to be with his parents and siblings which resulted in Dana and Akita growing up like siblings.
Sari Kujakissa: A Russian woman with a heart of gold. She loves cooking and more importantly, cooking for her husband and daughter. She wanted to pursue a life as a chef but due to financial troubles, she had to give up on her dream. She pushed for Dana to go after her dream of being a makeup artist and is so proud of her daughter for accomplishing so much, even if it is a little too gruesome for her taste.