The established nations of the universe are anthropomorphized into humans in an indistinct university bar:
“Waysun, Slavers, and Krisian are fighting over the Karaoke stage each is singing a different song. Krisian put in song and is reading the lyrics of "everyone wants to rule the world” on the projector in a flat tone. Slavers are singing “Royals” too high and yell at anyone who tries to tell them. Waysun is the only one that sounds decent but all they sing are Gaelic folk music for some ungodly reason. Primary reason Slavers and Krisian hate each other? One plays DOTA and the other plays LoL.
Rosasian and Kenopsian are sitting there watching, Kenopsian is a women’s lit major and waiting for someone to say something bigoted. Rosasian is ROTC and wishes they had someone who wanted to talk about Halo lore with. Optentrak and Trilibithian are Kenopsian’s wingmen but neither know it yet.
Aeronic, Phelix, and Trejdoran are arguing loudly in a booth, their complaints about the alcohol they ordered perfectly mirroring the Three Vinegar Tasters. The booth table has been converted to a makeshift tabletop battlefield. They all have dice. Xingyue is only paying attention to their fighting, wishing they had the courage to ask if anyone wanted to play Sins of a Solar Empire. Xingyue knows way too much about industrial era war history, it’s not even their minor.
Bright is trying to shake down the bar manager, saying they used to own the place a decade ago. Wahsinn is a strange hobo that somehow sneaks in despite the bouncer’s(Thoth) best efforts. On the wall there’s a picture of tree with “Our Founder” plaque under it. To the side is a wall of fame where Labyr can be seen eating eating the ridiculously sized house burger in record time just behind them is Humanity next to both of them is a RIP plaque.
Wright is the dishwasher and janitor of the bar, ever since they caught Wahsinn taking a dump in the urinals they’ve hated them. They hate everyone really, their boss is a jerk.
All the arcade games have an impossibly high score titled “ULT”, they probably cheated.
Next to the register and door is a picture of both Wahsinn and Sapphire with the huge “BANNED FOR LIFE” title above them.
Eldori is just sitting at a two seat table studying as always, Kenopsian secretly wants Eldori’s attention.
Vestnik is playing free form jazz in the smoking section, they’re perpetually drunk and smell of vodka. They cuss out anyone not listening, and cuss out anyone who is listening. And to those who listen more afterwards they tell them stories of the listeners parents and how Vestnik slept with both of them. They get an upsetting amount of details right.
Emiraris is still parking their car. Gilgve are quietly drawing everyone while feeling uncomfortable in their clothes.
S.A.P.E. is arm wrestling people in the smoking section and showing off their tattoos.
Luhi Manama was kicked out of their parents house before they died and is thinking about who their going to ask they can stay with next as they look for work.
Vaylerian tries to be everyone’s friend so they can cheat off of them. They play to everyone’s likes and dislikes and when they hear about disagreements they play each one off of the other.“
