Steve's Hair (is full of secrets) by elysiumwaits ( @elysiumwaits )
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"I kissed Billy," Steve repeats, and the rest of it falls out in a rush. "At the quarry last night. I kissed him, and then I ran away, so now he's going to see me looking like a-a jelly octopus, or whatever Henderson called it, and Billy will not want to kiss me again if he sees me with peanut butter and bubblegum in my hair!"
"You're a disaster." Robin buries her face in her hands. "Like, legitimately. You're, like, competing with the tornado we had two years ago at this point, but you're worse. How can you be such a disaster?"
Steve has an unfortunate run-in with some bubblegum. Billy comes to the rescue.











