What.
WHAT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MINI ME
WHAT IS GOING ON

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What.
WHAT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MINI ME
WHAT IS GOING ON
Well... he’s glad everyone can come together for something as cute as a luau but... he’d rather stay in the shade with his Zorua and enjoy his lemonade.
Watching is much more entertaining than doing.
Nuh-uh bitches, you better make way. He’s going down that 100 foot water slide first, proudly naked and...
blindfolded.
...Who knew that Harper’s worse enemy, could be a doppelganger of himself? It’s been nothing but rowdiness and yelling all morning, and Harper’s already getting a headache for it. It won’t be long before his mate decides enough has been enough--
“ ...P-Please, you’re being very rude... You’re g-going to wake up everyone. ”
“ Good. Maybe someone could come help me kick your pathetic ass then. ”
All this candy and colors is absolutely... disgusting. It’s like someone blew up Willy Wonka’s factory.
He’s going to start tossing these plastic eggs with all the bad candy out the window of his apartment-- it’s twenty points everytime he hits someone.
“ ‘m serious! Don’t you dare eat any of that candy before I check it! ”
@wavemasterr
Well... it could be worse.
They could be stuck in an unlit and cold castle just off the main island, with no food or water to boot. The Goats could’ve done much worse, than just creating a mandatory ball. And honestly, Harper was grateful that that was it.
Of course he had no suit or tie of his own, but being provided with one had made it all the more easier. Albeit some others telling him to slip on a dress, just for appearance sake, he protested and pulled on a clean tux, his glasses set on the bridge of his nose to compliment his formal wear.
The evening stretched on, mostly familiar faces dancing and bickering all around; he, particularly avoiding in getting wrapped up in any riff-raff that popped up. A ball was not for drama, it was for fun and festivities. Though... it was also quite lonely, without someone to chat up the night with.
Luckily, that loneliness didn’t last all too long. As was performed by the Goats, everyone and anyone on Solitude was stuck here until the ball was over. To Harper, seeing his boyfriend hanging out alone, was quite a relief. The thought did pass however, wondering if Hugh really wished to be left alone. Surely... he was feeling a bit upset after the whole, bite thing. And of course Harper felt pretty guilty over the fact of what he’d done as well.
But despite his better judgement, Harper approached the Pokemon trainer with a small smile. His hand reaching for the inside of his tux pocket, as he pulls out a hot bread roll. Harper had the knack to take and hide whatever he decided that needed a bit more... protection. With the punch bowl (probably) having been spiked, he wasn’t taking chances on leaving any food he wanted, alone.
“ ...You hungry? “ He offers a roll to Hugh, stepping to the side to stand by his boyfriend.
@hughsofblackxwhite
How quaint!
Even this island run by Goats, had some taste for grand events. This would be an adventure for sure.
Now... she only has to wonder... would someone be willing to accompany her?