Me: And I hate when people leave crumbs on my seat it's like now I have a CRUMBY BUMMY!!!!
Me: I hate when you're like lying on the couch trying to watch T.V and someone comes in and sees that you're not in your chair so they just sit down in it. Like hi it's nice to see you too but I didn't say you could just come and sit your sweet little ass down Beyonce. #wheelchairproblems #wcproblems #sitdowncomedian 👍👌👍✌ ♿














