#we are miracles

[xanaxathedisco]

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You’re probably not a Diva, you’re a Cunt ♡

[palmeritasmonster]

Don't forget God can see you masturbating. But don't stop, he's almost there... I'm just kidding, there's no God

Sarah Silverman. We Are Miracles

[uthor]

Stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. I think it's a mistake. Not because they can't, but because it would have never occurred to them they couldn't.

Sarah Silverman on We Are Miracles

[tall-stack-of-pancakes]

Don't forget, God can see you masterbating, but don't stop, he's almost there

Sarah Silverman

[tall-stack-of-pancakes]

I'm just kidding there's no God.

Sarah Silverman

[a-kitchen-sink-to-me]

I got my heart set on what happpens next..

[uthor]

If you need a hug, I'll hug you. Let's cut out the middle man where I shit myself.

Sarah Silverman in We Are Miracles

[televisionacad]

After she won for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special, Sarah Silverman's speech at our backstage ‪#‎Emmys Thank You Cam was quite a departure from character...

Just kidding – hilarious as always. Watch!