I prefer my puns intended

[A]live, from the 4th world!

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

this has aged well

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

We’ve all had these days.

[neil-gaiman]

You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?

[palmeritasmonster]

[palmeritasmonster]

i dreamed about you again and woke up missing you bitting my lower lip...

i might never forget that.

[palmeritasmonster]

si te soy honesta, hay canciones que todavía me suenan a ti.

[corazon-de-crist4l]

Ojalá me diera amnesia.

[palmeritasmonster]

[dadcrone]

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

[goddamngeckogirl]

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

[littlekiwi37-archive]

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

[agarotado27dejunho]

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

[radglittercollection]

can confirm

[solxs]

Antes pensaba mucho en ella, ahora ya no tanto, ella era como una herida de un antiguo vendaje, y él ya se había acostumbrado tanto al vendaje.

Mitch Albom

[palmeritasmonster]

'is just...' she said, 'i'm not gonna be in the city for long. can i see you tomorrow? i really want to spend time with you again.

and i... i... smiled(?)

[golnarghorbani]

Credit: @delucaswife on Twitter

[palmeritasmonster]

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[addicted-to-michiel]

“Reasons we love and don’t deserve Michiel Huisman”

Exhibit N: he is insanely hot when wearing a hat.

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[anxietyproblem]

[truintent444]

[ampervadasz]

Hogy jobb kedvetek legyen

[commander-ledi]

Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*

kjhgkhgfk

[justiceleague]

Lucy Liu for Women’s Health (2021, ph. Aingeru Zorita)