Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All perfectly valid reasons)
this has aged well
We’ve all had these days.
You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?

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Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day

#extradirty

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AnasAbdin
DEAR READER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

oozey mess
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola
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Today's Document

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
seen from Russia
seen from France
seen from Tunisia
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seen from South Korea

seen from Malaysia

seen from Latvia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
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Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All perfectly valid reasons)
this has aged well
We’ve all had these days.
You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?
i dreamed about you again and woke up missing you bitting my lower lip...
i might never forget that.
si te soy honesta, hay canciones que todavía me suenan a ti.
Ojalá me diera amnesia.
There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late
The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’
Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.
German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows
can confirm
Antes pensaba mucho en ella, ahora ya no tanto, ella era como una herida de un antiguo vendaje, y él ya se había acostumbrado tanto al vendaje.
Mitch Albom
'is just...' she said, 'i'm not gonna be in the city for long. can i see you tomorrow? i really want to spend time with you again.
and i... i... smiled(?)
Credit: @delucaswife on Twitter
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“Reasons we love and don’t deserve Michiel Huisman”
Exhibit N: he is insanely hot when wearing a hat.
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
Hogy jobb kedvetek legyen
Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*
kjhgkhgfk
Lucy Liu for Women’s Health (2021, ph. Aingeru Zorita)