Jun 20, 2024
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KYLE REFF for artfighttt
No one:
Kyle: *breathes*
Literally anyone in The Horde: For fucks sake, Kyle, what now?
a ben fankhauser timmy edit, because it’s his birthday and I’m Love He.
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M'S OFFICIAL REVIEW OF TODAY'S EPISODE OF BEN'S BROADWAY BISTRO (19/4/2020)
amazing. fantastic. one might even say: spectacular. at one point, his little whisk thing nearly fell into the egg mixture in the bowl. this caused a lot of people (such as I) major anxiety. also, he placed his laptop on the very edge of his sink. this, too, caused a lot of people (yet again, such as I) a lot of anxiety.
ben also did that thing beauty gurus do where they place their hands behind the object they're showing off to the camera. he did this thing multiple times, actually, to showcase the spices he was using in the dish. i, as well as many others, found this to be spectacularly hilarious as well as really freakin' adorable.
today's dish, by the way, was a casserole. it was given 3 names by the people (we love a democracy): casseroklahoma, casterole, catch me if you casserole. by the end of the stream, the majority of us forgot what a cassrole even is, for the word had been mentioned far too many times in the span of less than an hour.
also, ben called himself a little naughty man. or, naughty little man. i forgot the order. either way: what the fuck, mr fankhauser, sir.
overall rating of today's ep: 10 butter nubbins out of 10. i truly hope kyle was satisfied with the amount of bacon in today's dish.
Kyle knows.