#we must!

[silentluvr]

gonna cry. omw 2 get the drugs I'm not supposed 2 be smoking & these utterly precious little girls are being loud and playful and ohhh my heart. I'm not going to smoke forever. i will find a coping mechanism that sets my heart aflame.

[kaontic]

I’m so flabbergasted at this point y’all it ain’t even funny.

(To me at least. U’re welcome to find it funny whether I can stop ya or not—)

Carly, it’s been 22 issues, and u STILL HAVE YOUR HAIR UP GURL HOW—?! 😭

(⬆️ Can’t shade for scrap if ya couldn’t tell ⬆️)

That doesn’t bother you???????

Like I can only keep my hair up for so long even when I don’t tie it so goddamn tight, so that it looks somewhat presentable at work—

Letting my hair down after several hours is one of the most relieving feelings~ 😮‍💨

*Shrugs* But idk, you guys. Maybe in her case it’s the constant adrenaline that’s distracting her from the strain.

Imao she is so over this guy same gurl same pfffffffft—

“Beautiful country”?

Where was you when this “beautiful country” on the West Coast started gettin’ attacked 6 months ago huh? 😂

🦗🦗🦗

That’s what I f*ckin’ thought, Sir. 🤡

Also—

How about expressin’ condolences for her dad instead of bein’ another cactus prick that we gotta rip outta our skins?

Davey ain’t no statistic, and neither’s Sparkplug so show some damn respect General Plot Drag Flagg.

(I know she’s had “development”, but I’m surprised that she didn’t go off on him for the way he was speaking about Davey [besides, um, Magnus getting tortured again. Did you notice that Carly or…? 🤨]. His death should still be a fresh wound for her imo even if she’s had 6 months to heal because, well, does it ever get any easier?

Maybe she’s gotten emotionally numb to/detached(?) from it all [tho I do admittedly find her dialogue a bit cause for side-eyin’, sometimes, like when she called the Autobots “nerds” before their final fight with Shockwave], which, Ik, it doesn’t sound any healthier than the female rage)

(God I hope Dr. Lio can get ‘em some therapy after this—)

Now go back to kissin’ Destro’s ass.

*Whispers* Oh. Carly. Btw, Cliff stopped bein’ obsessed with ya despite the fact that you’ve been pissed off at him longer than you’ve been cool with each other. ( ￣ﾉ∇￣)￣ｰ￣)

*Gets overheard* UM— O_O💧

W-WAIT. WHO SAID THAT?

I MISREAD BEFORE BUT, IT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE?

HE DOESN’T WANNA GO BACK?

WhAt Is HaPpEnInG?! (」°ロ°)」

And notice how Elita didn’t assault Cliff for that. ☝️

Will she hit him later?

Uh. Maybe.

BUT—

Given that, all things considered, she’s pretty much kept her composure this entire story despite everything she’s fraggin’ dealt with (+ Opps’ recent incompetence that she doesn’t know about).

(⬆️ Apparently who some readers expect Elita to emulate lol ⬆️ )

I think Cliff will be okay.

(This better not age badly—)

Because ya know which p.o.j would beat the scrap outta him for what he did, if he were on their side? 😀

Megs. I’m gonna be as nice (and as annoying) as you look/are rn in this panel.

Please shut ur whiny bitch aft up.

(Cuz, to reiterate, we’re a little too similar rn for my liking)

M’kay? 🙂🙃

And i-it’s not even the deer (and I really don’t feel like looking up what a deer carcass would look like after 6 months realistically. I have my limits), it’s just you talking. Stop.

If you gotta keep the optics, then lose the voice box. That’s another interesting idea that we haven’t seen before.

(I will riot otherwise. Be warned)

“So, we just found out that he got abducted before he started grooming younglings to be his soldiers—”

You know what?

After spending more time in this fandom, I’ve come to realize that Idgaf if he was raised in a cage in the dark to be a gladiator’s beast to slay— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(That actually sounds really cool for a fan continuity backstory— 📝👀 )

He doesn’t get enough hate when he’s written to be sympathetic, and not enough love when he’s written to not be lol.

IDW didn’t make me feel bad for him (I’ll give you one name: Impactor), TFP didn’t make me feel bad for him (“Oh, that was oppression. Goodbye!”) and TF One sure as hell didn’t make me feel bad for him (*Pins for a later post*)—

(And if you do find me feeling bad for him, then you know I’ve been ✨ deceived ✨ . Or it’s Shattered Glass. Or I’m being held at gunpoint again—)

I just love how unapologetically detestable they’re lettin’ him be for once and so far (and oh please, please, please let’s keep him that way).

“We still don’t know whether or not he has the same origin as G1—”

“😑”

Before Issue #13, I predicted (really for funsies as usual but still) that Megatron would eventually team up with Prime to fight the Quintessons (and, um, about that— *Looks at Void Rivals*), as well as Elita teaming up with Megatron as a possible unique direction for the writers to take them.

Issues #13 + #14 checked me so hard that I lost sleep over it lol wow.

Elita, you deserve an eternity of apologies, and more, because YIKES.

What was I thinking for those few astroseconds… 🥶

IS THAT ✨THE✨ SOLUS PRIME?!

IN THIS ECONOMY??????????????????? 😱😍

[amygdalae]

brothers in ovulating arms

god's most impregnable warriors

[lookedlikethebins]

Release the del cut of the shirt wearing fic.. I would eat those 90k words right up

firstly, omg thank you that's very kind of you but idk love, there's about four different versions of the same conversation/argument between matty and Someone Else: matty being a bit of a dick, then a bit of a smartass, then a bit deflated, then mostly george taking the lead for him (so they don't cause a scene in the hotel lobby). this fic is my favorite challenge... I started over (again) in a new document this afternoon soooo let's see where it takes us!! 🤞🏻🩷

[amadryades]

if I met you we'd spend hours walking around in gardens, talking about our favourite books, and drinking fresh lemonade; at night we'd go and dance to our favourite music <3 what else would you want to do? (we are going to make this happen some time!)

Well what would surpass that? Maybe taking each other to our favourite farmers markets, purchasing fruit and eating them under the sun, exchange flowers and poems 🌼

[rulebooks]

cant say im feeling the whole getting dressed and going to work thing

[pygmygeek]

cinemas- replied to your photo: HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN NICK KROLL FAVORITED MY...

Now Duplasshole has to somehow acknowledge my existence and we can get our new year’s resolutions on the right track.

I am straight up freaking out right now. This is the second tweet I just can't even.

MAKE OUT WITH A COMEDIAN 2K13 IS STARTING TO GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK.