Dec 28, 2017
Hypothetical question about a friend who's Person A and has known Person B 20 years
Person A: *drunk and imitates sex with Person B*
Person B: are you drunk? *as they are only buzzed with only hav8ng had 2 drinks*
Person A: nope! Just tipsy *as they are a lightweight, has had multiple shots, 2 beers and 2 large cocktails fall, stumble, slur their words, and can't function*
Person B: Ok! Let's do it!
*does it *
Person A: doesn't remember anything
Person B: keeps it a secret for 6 months
Person A: W.T.F?!?!?!?!