#we should be

[josephcassee]

we should all be a little more self obsessed

[mrsmiley-s]

With this new time-stuck-soul version of Smiley i think its very funny to imagine him going

"Lo, what devilry is this that hath us trapped? We, who claimed to be of noble bent, do now inflict such cruel torments, such rending woes, upon souls as lost and hapless as the very shadows of our folly. This nation, nay, this fragile thing we call a realm, we rend asunder with fiery breath, and for what cause? A pity's jest! Was there no second thought, no warier eye cast forward, ere we plunged into this mad and bloody fray? My very soul doth cry against this deed, this stain indelible upon our name."

And anyone near them not really knowing how to react because what the actual fuck is this dude saying

( @ami-after-hours @v0idzl1ght @crowned-in-chaos pls tell me how your mc sonas would react i wanna have some giggles)

(i wanted to put everyone here at first but then again im not great at doing that so yeah)

(and to put more context he's just going "I can not believe we are tormenting these poor unfortunate souls and blowing up such a pity excuse of a nation. Did we not make a second plan?". I went with the first cool line that came into my head okay)

[your-local-alian]

Fanfiction is so silly because imagine saying that you liked someone who doesn’t exist so much that you want to see them suffer in every way imaginable

[mochiwrites]

I know we all mostly see grian as a parrot or some kind of bird. but also consider:

grian is a cat boy.

why? well. first and foremost he’s a menace to society (jimmy’s editor literally called him that). he exhibits cat behaviors: sitting in tall places, easily distracted, bothering his favorite people (mumbo and scar), stealing things from others. over all, he acts like a cat.

while many of these characteristics overlap with birb, I think more people should draw and write him as a cat boy.

do you see my vision?

[the-mad-closet]

Alphabet prompts Javi/Amelia and mayyyybe Q, W and F

Thank you!

Oooh I like this!

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Q: Quickie

Amelia has a low sex-drive due to her Rafkon biology, but she's always down for a quick fuck. Javi has the average teenagers sex-drive, a little heightened due to him being Ranger, so he's always ready to go. They'll sometimes sneak away after a fight to have a quick fuck against the wall

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W: Wild Card

Mmmm Amelia has a mommy kink, Javi likes to play with it

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F: Favorite Position

Amelia likes to see Javi's face when she breaks out the strap on. She likes know she's giving him so much pleasure. She wants to fave Javi, so any position that does that is good enough for her. Javi likes all the positions, he'd say all of them are it favorites.

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Thank you! @skyland2703

[pregnantsecondo]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this wallaby sniper.

GDKSHDKSBDKSHDID I LOVE HIM

[iyouleeknow]

We Should Be | Ch1

Pairing: Jisung/ Minho

Genre: Soulmate AU, College AU

Sometime between the age of fourteen and sixteen the hum would begin. Jisung had never really minded the hum itself. So long as it was there, it hadn’t happened and he could forget that all this soulmate business even existed.

When Jisung connects, his life was supposed to be over. He wasn't supposed to fall for the boy in his head, he was simply supposed to be making it through college.

...

Jisung accidentally gets a soulmate and a boyfriend. He just hasn’t quite figured out that they’re the same person.

Chapter 1: ao3