Your local alien

[your-local-alian]

Normalise pining posts not because they’re your intro, but because that one particular post was really funny and you feel it deserved more recognition

[galaxybrain77]

I need a hug

[your-local-alian]

i bestow upon ye virtual hug

🫂

[satan-offical]

So what’s your deal?

I post funny stuff rarely

[your-local-alian]

Rarely? humble since when?

[baleful-meat-worm]

Opinion on translias??

i will support him no matte wjat

[your-local-alian]

Trans stealth Elias and Jonah didn’t bother to “check” before eye removaling him. He used Peter’s money for top surgery because binders were so inconvenient. aside from that Jonah didn’t shed too many tears about his new transness, at one point wearing a little trans pin on his suit during office pride.

Peter doesn’t care either

[m3lat0nin]

even better if trans jonah

[your-local-alian]

Both both is good

(as in I hc both trans Jonah and trans Elias way not as in Jonah kills Elias and and goes “oh shit here we go again” way lets not torture the eldritch horror lord in this way)

[baleful-meat-worm]

Opinion on translias??

i will support him no matte wjat

[your-local-alian]

Trans stealth Elias and Jonah didn’t bother to “check” before eye removaling him. He used Peter’s money for top surgery because binders were so inconvenient. aside from that Jonah didn’t shed too many tears about his new transness, at one point wearing a little trans pin on his suit during office pride.

Peter doesn’t care either

[iiinkos]

jon wearing this

[your-local-alian]

dream logic makes this entirely plausible to be Jon’s s5 fit

[ratbagfemme]

god is testing me.

[your-local-alian]

what grade do you think you’ll get?

[skweedgie]

I love being autistic for the sole purpose that I get to notice the tiniest Itty bittiest differences in food and drinks, for better and worse at time, I just had decaf coffee for the first time ever and my instant thought was "hm this is less acidic than normal coffee" looked up if that was true and apparently it's by such a small amount that most people shouldn't be able to notice it, but it is true.

[your-local-alian]

woah that’s awesome

[finnick-draws]

4 am babeyy !!! you know what time it is !!!!! (feeling unlovable)

[your-local-alian]

I love you dear stranger on the internet (platonically)

The fbi agent (or other location specific agency) looking through your search history loves you (platonically?I wouldn’t know I didn’t ask)

That’s like 2 people

4am is the time to feel loved and cherished

[finnick-draws]

well. now i know. and knowing can be feeling, one supposes

[nobinary]

its gonna be 35 degrees today. save me

[your-local-alian]

The Sun is a merciless creature of pain and suffering, we all send you our greatest blessings and condolences for the atrocities you have to live by(and praying uou have AC and thin walls that don’t trap heat)

[finnick-draws]

4 am babeyy !!! you know what time it is !!!!! (feeling unlovable)

[your-local-alian]

I love you dear stranger on the internet (platonically)

The fbi agent (or other location specific agency) looking through your search history loves you (platonically?I wouldn’t know I didn’t ask)

That’s like 2 people

4am is the time to feel loved and cherished

[your-local-alian]

Education over restrictions any time of the day and I will fight you on this

[your-local-alian]

There is an unnatural amount of gun usage in the magnus archives that someone that lives in the US or any country where gun usage is legal would not realise

[your-local-alian]

The average person opens and closes 50 doors a day factoid is actually a statistical error. Micheal the Distortion, who lives in the spiral domain and opened 80000 doors a day was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[satan-offical]

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

[biteygremlinanon]

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeee

[your-local-alian]

I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

[your-local-alian]

"Literally tadc is the only series where the fans are SCARED for the next episode!"

May I present The Magnus Archives (when it was ongoing)

"NO FANDOM has weirder ship names then tadc!"

What The Girlfriends, LonleyEye(alt names being Eye Eye Captain and SeaWeed), TeaHolding, Terminal Velocity, DoorKeay, smokyeye , RingWormNEED I CONTINUE?

[your-local-alian]

Thank you @grub413-prospit and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

[your-local-alian]

I have this horrible condition where I believe what people say when they say it that causes many problems because everyone else knows to automatically assume that you’re lying 🤷