Your local alien

[your-local-alian]

Normalise pining posts not because they’re your intro, but because that one particular post was really funny and you feel it deserved more recognition

[your-local-alian]

My grasp on nouns and pronouns are so horribly shit that if I misgender someone (cis or trans) it is not with Malicious intend and just last month I looked at a table, my brain supplied the word table, I pointed at it and said "chair"

[your-local-alian]

Hey reform! what do you mean you're removing pride display shelves in libraries? What do you mean the pride festival in St Helens has been cancelled? Hello? What the fuck?

[your-local-alian]

I think I'm under the ace spectrum? hmmm. figuring it out during pride is pretty neat. but why does the aceflux flag look like lesbians wanted more purple in the flag?

[your-local-alian]

when you make a reference in the comments section and the replier doesn't get the reference but still fins you funny nonetheless

[shipperneko]

I haven’t posted here in forever but I had a thought and needed it out

What if during the weather Cecil likes to sing or hum songs and he subconsciously makes the radio play whatever song is stuck in his head

[your-local-alian]

but he mishears everything to the point that it’s ridiculous

« head shoulder beas and toes beas and toes »

« I’m gonna keep on prancing at the PINK PONY CUB »

« Is this the meal life? Or just a fallacy ? »

but like it gets to the point were there is a citywide intervention

Janice: « no Cecil its not that you’re BAD at singing, it just wouldn’t hurt to look up a few lyrics now and again »

Michelle: « honestly, I dont even like, know why this is being held. Changing the lyrics is sooo in right now. »

The Faceless old women:  « I will put spiders behind your eye socket if you continue to disrespect my ears, I don’t even have ears. Yet you still manage to offend their nonexistence »

[your-local-alian]

I fell asleep thinking « should I start the Magnus protocol ? » so obviously my dream was me getting the Magnus protocol book which was actually a fanfiction and so I had t sidequest to save the world (I think my brain lost the plot five minutes in) . Chat is this a sign?

[your-local-alian]

Can y’all pretend im famous or something and y'all just happen to find me on tumblr I wanna see if tumblr actually pushes my blog

No tags just trust

[your-local-alian]

I'm not mad, just disappointed

not at the people seeing this,

but at the Tumblr algorithm

[your-local-alian]

I hate drawing androgynous non-binary OCs in my sketchbook and having my friend go "oh my gosh, she\he is so cool" like at least have to decency to be confused and try helplessly to decode what socially constructed terms they might use might be before giving up and asking "is that a boy or a girl?" so I can reply "neither, they're non binary!"

[your-local-alian]

☆ put this star in the inbox of your favourite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity ۶ৎ 0 (:3)

Yay

[your-local-alian]

GUESS WHOS GOING TO THE NIGHT VALE SHOW!

[your-local-alian]

The curly hair police and the sexuality police and the same people who the fuck are you to tell me what label I use for myself shut the fuck up

[your-local-alian]

I strongly believe that all the entities live in a reality tv setting where its just them bickering all the time as the eye and the lonely are making out on the side

[your-local-alian]

Stranger and spiral: WE’RE NOT THE SAME PERSON

stranger: I LIE

Spiral : I GASLIGHT

stranger: IM WHATS BEHIND A FACE

spiral: IM WHATS BEHIND A SMILE

Stranger: I DONT HAVE A DOOR FETISH

spiral: I DONT HAVE A THING FOR TAXIDERMY

spiral and stranger in unison : AND IM BETTER

[your-local-alian]

Before the Eye and the Lonely got together the lonely was lowkey with End

hence the unwanted child

The Extinction

[your-local-alian]

the Lonely and the Vast are siblings where the vast is the annoying little one and the lonely has no more fucks to give

[your-local-alian]

I am wearing painful torture shoes so if I curse your entire family for generations to come don’t take it personally ❤️

[your-local-alian]

People I follow, if I randomly like 8 of your posts at the dame time, it's because the tumblr algorithm is so bad that I go on every account that I follow that has posted something new

[sl4sh3r-b0yfr13nd-deactivated20]

WAIT

Reblog this to have your mutuals describe what their first memory of you is

[spectrexviiii]

@ovloppy @witchesgetstitches-18 @half-fey-freak-of-nature @do-not-u-dare

[your-local-alian]

@pirulated @kyrieeleisonelise

Pirulated its you being one of my first followers and me going on your blog to see a bunch of night vale posts(especially about kevin)

kyrieeleisonelise it was clicking on your fic back when it had like 9 chapters and thinking it was the greatest thing I had ever read (something that I still stand by today)

[your-local-alian]

Can y’all pretend im famous or something and y'all just happen to find me on tumblr I wanna see if tumblr actually pushes my blog

No tags just trust