So last night my cousin was curious about my fanfiction and I (very drunkenly) explained the plot of my fic and I think it was something like “well she’s a mage she wields fire, he used to be like a prison guard against mages but now he’s like a super hot commander and she’s like “eh he’s hot fuck the past” and he’s like “wow she’s hot, but no way she’d like me lololol” then they flirt like idiots until someone else tells her the full extent of how crappy he used to be and she’s like “you’re a coward!” Then she promptly feels like shit about it and then someone else tells her he has gone through a LOT of trauma, so they finally kiss after they get over themselves but then they wait to have sex” and I think i got sick after that













