#we're 18

[cerealandchoccymilk]

wait does 50+ alter system (in yalls bio) mean 50+ years old or 50+ alters?

WE HAV E 50+ ALTERS AJDHJFA SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION

[mbtipsychos]

MBTI Conversations: INFJ & INFP on the playground

INFJ and INFP are walking through a park. They notice children having fun on the playground.

INFP: Take a look at the swings!!!

INFJ: *looks but says nothing*

INFP: *whispers* They are free

INFJ: But the children, they may want to play on them

INFP: *runs towards the swings*

INFP: Hurry, come before they are taken!

One hour later ...

INFP and INFJ are still on the playground

[theboyinabox123]

80% of my friends: haha lol when I have kids I'm going to tell them this my kids will be named after my great aunt Ermintrude when I have kids they'll ask me how sex works what will I do imagine how sad my kid will be on the day of his funeral im going to reserve an open casket--

Me: *internally screaming* STOOOOOOOP!!!!! TALKING ABOUT! !! YOUR FUTURE KIDS!!!

[kitkakke]

HOW ARE PEOPLE MY AGE GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES

I can't even make eye contact with the waiter at Applebees

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG. Two of my friends who are dating are moving in with each other. Guys, what the fuck? We're the same age!!!

[xxpatchworkxx-blog]

uhh can't wait until college next year when I can actually find friends who want to party( not too irresponsible cause we all know I'm too good to not be the designated driver) every now and then. I JUST WANNA GO DANCING.

[pulufarmari]

One of my friends is pretty much engaged already and she might as well be planning the wedding I mean what the fuck??!?