#we're all drunk

[stormurlag]

Open~

“I may be drunk, but I am still...Drunk.”

[straightenyourbadge]

I just got a sixty-some year old woman to say "take a fuckin' sip babes".

[croianam]

VODKA TONIC sloshes in her cup as she walks ( impressively straight ) towards  him.  Jake  stands  off  in  the  distance,         bickering  about godknowswhat with a group of boisterous  jocks  while  Audrey  stands to his side   ( a new friendship, all things considered ).   Her eye-rolls?? Fr e q u e n t. 

Bumps his hip with hers as she slides next to him. “Noah --” glassy eyes squinting as a playful grin smears across red lips,    “You mean to tell me, you’ve NEVER had sex?”

[oldlazybastard]

I'm trying to teach my friends about surplus value

[hecklethedm]

Saunder: there was this beautiful girl named natalie dormer and i really wanted to fuck her but i am an asexual bat person with no genitalia

[oncearookie-blog]

My dad just referred to moonshine as water...

[yxngapxllo]

I was it's talking to this guy. He's like really cool but I could tell that he was in that "I'm a cool and relatable white guy" mentality. He was like trying to bond over like Motown and how he's like not like other white guys. It was fine until we started talking about Chicago. He's from there. He was saying how everyone there is racist. And I agreed saying everyone is racist. Then we talked about racist police. Then he started saying how all the white cops are racist. I agreed. Then he said even the black cops are racist to blacks. I heard like a record stop. Like what? 😂. I was like uh no. Black people can't be racist. And he was like yeah but even they think black people are more dangerous. I was like yeah that's called internalized racism. Different thing. And he was agreeing but disagreeing. And then his girlfriend walked up and was just like "babe. You can't argue with a POC over what's racist. [They] know more about racism than you do." That went on for a minute and he got upset that she shut him down about it. I was dying laughing

[skelynton]

COURTNEY GET OFF MY BLOG