This is me. The irreducible me.

My name is Emmerich. They/Them. Wildly queer robot or something. 22, Nonbinary gender into that binary coding. Lawful Neutral.

[straightenyourbadge]

I was assigned Adult Content at birth.

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I hate seeing lovely art go to waste! This illustration was salvaged from a 1920s story book, mounted and framed so all can enjoy! https://www.etsy.com/listing/627990399/robin-hood-illustration #etsy #art #fantasy #robinhood #mayday #storybook #lithograph #1920s #vintage

[straightenyourbadge]

Fuck.

[valtsv]

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

[valtsv]

babe ur so africa by toto

[marisatomay]

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

[straightenyourbadge]

@fagnfurter your SO fucking Africa by toto.

[chipsandbeermag]

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

[straightenyourbadge]

What's up?! @saddydeathday and I are streaming Raft. Come watch us drown, starve, and sunburn to death! Watch me at twitch.tv/minimusambus

[prokopetz]

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.

[prokopetz]

Later, those same spiders and the animated skeletons from the town graveyard become embroiled in an acrimonious mineral rights dispute after an expansion to the local catacombs uncovers a vein of mythril. They’re very litigious spiders!

[probablyhumanrpgideas]

@probablygoodrpgideas

[theprincessof-thespire]

@straightenyourbadge

[straightenyourbadge]

I mean, if this is what y'all want...

[edude-makes-comics]

G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.

[misterrockett]

What do you MEAN they’re canon?

[ltmte]

You know Unicron? That old son of a gun turned out to be a multiuniversal singularity. Meaning: in all the Transformers universes there was only the one Unicron. The one from armada, the one from G1, the one from Prime. Every single one of them, the same guy existing at the same time in multiple continuities. Same thing for the 13 and Primus.

But then, in Energon, Unicron fucking died. Like, he ended up dead, that shit had never happened before. And Unicron passed from being alive and existing in all universes in tandem, to be dead in one of them. The fabric of reality couldn’t take it and started to collapse on itself (the setting in Cybertron) which manifests as all the errors that occur in all the continuities.

If I remember correctly, it’s called The Unicron Singularity

All the animation errors, all the continuity inconsistencies

Starscream had Thundercracker’s paintjob for a few frames? Unicron Singularity

A dead character appears on a crowd shot? Unicron Singularity

[theprincessof-thespire]

@straightenyourbadge please tell me this isn’t the truth

[straightenyourbadge]

I have never before heard this theory, but I'm convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is the truth.

[straightenyourbadge]

Sigil requests open!

If anyone would like some sigils made, let me know!

[straightenyourbadge]

Sigil requests open!

If anyone would like some sigils made, let me know!

[rnelisdogan]

how to be a good DM: eat fruits the absolutely wrong way

[theprincessof-thespire]

@straightenyourbadge when

[straightenyourbadge]

You know, I got a whole carton of raspberries at home... It's time to ascend.

[probablybard]

what dnd is actually like

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

more like

[theprincessof-thespire]

@straightenyourbadge

[straightenyourbadge]

@saddydeathday just sent me this exact post, and I want all of you - my dear players - to know you’re the reason I’m throwing demons at this damn island.

[rollforhotness]

@straightenyourbadge   …….are the demons hot?

[straightenyourbadge]

Oh wait, they're devils. My b.

[probablybard]

what dnd is actually like

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

more like

[theprincessof-thespire]

@straightenyourbadge

[straightenyourbadge]

@saddydeathday just sent me this exact post, and I want all of you - my dear players - to know you're the reason I'm throwing demons at this damn island.

[icastrayoffrost]

A commission I did recently for a friend of one of their NPCs

[straightenyourbadge]

Heyo, check out this rad shit! @icastrayoffrost did a killer job bringing my mob boss Kalamaia Euphoria to life.

[straightenyourbadge]

As a sociologist I would like to clarify that the Cybertronian assholes who believe form dictates function are “Functionists”, while the sociological theory that asserts that society is a complex system whose parts work together to promote solidarity and stability is the Structural “Functionalist” theory.

[straightenyourbadge]

Okay, I actually have a degree in Sociology now, so I'm reblogging this again as a CERTIFIED sociologist.

[straightenyourbadge]

Thank you so much!

Everyone who shared my survey, thank you soooo so much! I was able to gather enough responses to finish this project!

Y'all have been INSTRUMENTAL in me finally graduating.

[theprincessof-thespire]

maybe the real graduation was the friends you made along the way

[straightenyourbadge]

Real talk though, yeah...

[straightenyourbadge]

Thank you so much!

Everyone who shared my survey, thank you soooo so much! I was able to gather enough responses to finish this project!

Y'all have been INSTRUMENTAL in me finally graduating.