#we're disasters

[bad-parx-jokes]

Bad Parx Jokes: behind the scenes

[letsgobethegoodguys]

My brother asked me to help him tie his tie for a (virtual) job interview he had this afternoon because our dad - who works from home - was on the phone and couldn't help him. Unfortunately, neither my brother nor I know how to tie a tie so we were just struggling and laughing as we tried to follow a diagram for several minutes. Then we heard our dad come out of his room and, assuming he was finished with his phone call, started yelling, "Dad! Dad! Help!" Turns out he was still on the call and just needed to get some paperwork from his office so now whoever he was on the phone with definitely thinks he has two young children who wanted his attention and not a 26-year-old son and a nearly 25-year-old daughter who needed help with a tie.

[trickster-crow]

@ayauesugi trying to defrost our souvlaki with a hair dryer and then immediately proceeding to lick a handful of salt

Me and @nocturnal-halcyon have been sitting back and enjoying the show while @vroheromonopati is making fries

[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

@yugirl-with-dragons and I are working through some heavy stuff apparently

[thatdamnedrogue]

when u n ur friend r just shitpost-rping.  xCynicalBoss: Fuse with him king of thieves: or. xCynicalBoss: There is no or king of thieves: ... or xCynicalBoss: I'll make you fuse ANYWAY king of thieves: mmmmbut how about we dont xCynicalBoss: How about yes king of thieves: but what if... no xCynicalBoss: There is no option here. Theres only one end for us king of thieves: I dunno, vani, I'm hearin some doubt~ xCynicalBoss: I dont have any doubt ventus. It's the facts. king of thieves: mmmm I dunnoooo xCynicalBoss: STOP with that annoying tone.I'll do it myself. king of thieves: I'm not giving in, Vani. xCynicalBoss: JUST FUSE WITH ME. king of thieves: Nope. Don't wanna.

[technicallyblakebelladonna]

@entraptabots quick reblog this before tumblr flags the house down

[shiramasterling]

the squad: talking abt serious stuff

micah: so in a similar vein of discussion is anyone else gay for charlie puth

[dyke16loser]

What is some of the best moments and funniest with ur friends

Best moments are when we’re all just chilling together and cuddling, though a specific time would be when we all got together for Christmas one time or when we all went on a roadtrip together.  Speaking of that roadtrip, my grandparents were also there with us and we had joint rooms.  That lead to one of the funniest moments when my homophobic Christian grandmother walking in on Scorpio giving Virgo a hickey (like I said we all have no boundaries) and we had to play it off as a tickle fight it was hilarious.  I have so many funny moments about my friends you have no idea.  We should not be allowed in public.