#we're drunk

[standing-flowers]

me: who's fucking boots are those?

bestie: huh? what boots?

me: those!

bestie: oh my god what, whose are they??

[back-from-hell-again]

Seb is too nice sometimes. sometimes, you gotta just straighten your shoulders out and tell people to get the fuck out of your apartment

[cornfedcryptid-archive]

I’m back, benches!

[birdsnestbegone]

Vore the Michelin man! Like eat the rich!

@thisisnotacatblog

[ghost-toast]

Stop playing Games With My Dab

The name of Mitch Marner's sex-tape

[awarlocksfamiliar]

*friends lying in a pile on the ground*

Friend: *grasping at me* Aha! I've got your boob!

Me:

Friend:

Friend: *moves hand from my body roll to my boob*

[louisamariella]

guuurl @ourunchartedlove ♡

[snatchpalace]

@deadmoon