#we're exhausted

[cannibalhellhound]

Let me tell you why my dog (whom I love very much but is a BIG little shit) is not gonna want to walk with me for a month:

He usually gets tired after walking 10 minutes (same but I'm chronically ill shhh) and turns back around when he wants to go home

He now REFUSES to go back because EXPLORE (he knows this path with his eyes closed idk what he's exploring)

I let him continue bc sure he'll get tired after another 10 minutes (?

I'm time blind unless I'm watching something and we're in the middle of nowhere so idk how long it's been bc I don't care enough to look at my phone bc I'm looking for critters that might bite him

Keep walking and stopping in the shade because the fucker is +70kg and black and about to have a heat stroke because it's like 3pm and the sun is OUT to kill us

When we get to the road I'm like mmmmmm ik where we are but the short way home is paved and hot with some trees lined for shade

So we run in the sun and again stop under the trees

Now this dog has an average speed of 48 km/h and could reach 70 (I've seen him run with his sister, played football with him and chased him after he escaped some times, I can confirm the fucker is fast)

I have to PULL ON HIM and CHEER because he's TIRED and is trying to go back because he doesn't know this way and doesn't know home is forward

Mind you I'm running faster than him with two busted knees and bad body shape in general

The bike path we're running through is besides a road and every single car slows down because I'm 5'3" with a dog that could easily be a pony and I'm singing and cheering to him because he's my big baby

He's about to sit down and sleep there for an hour but I can't let him because he needs water

I say "squirrel" because that's his food command and he pushes through the last sunny hell besides me

I unleash him bc he can see home and that fucker SPRINTS TO OPEN THE FENCE (because he can do that yes we have to lock it every time someone goes through the door)

He's now sleeping, soaking wet, very happy and hydrated

Basically we walked for 1 HOUR because Budha made a decision

[mildlymaddy]

She just climbed on him like he's part of the couch and he didn't even wake up

[bhadpodcast]

[lupinaesthetic]

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[wetriedagain]

Just keep the 10 year old faaarrr away from Hot Topic.

[droppingtheveilofmaya]

Wasn't the competition rough even when Louis released JHO, tho? Christmas time is a busy period and he still got a number two. I'm seeing people saying he won't even debut in the top five and it's making me mad, he doesn't deserve to be so underrated even by his fans.

It was super hard a moment, that one! Oh god, Christmas weeks are so tough! And there was no real promo for it, it was an exceptional, amazing fandom effort that put JHO up there, still one of our proudest achievements <3

[brightlotusmoon]

The Many Faces Of Generation X #nostalgia

[fishyandclintbarton]

i grow increasingly weary of the persistent horrors.