Jimin’s clothes and their struggles...
I’ve noticed a problem: Jimin’s clothes have a problem. They refuse to do their jobs sometimes, which is to “clothe” the body they are hanging off of.
Perfect example...Fake Love Black Shirt...I mean, wtf, Black Shirt sir? Did you forget you are supposed to actually be a shirt? What’s with all the flying up in the air business? JK’s shirt lift is part of the choreo but JM’s shirt said NOT TODAY, this isn’t about you...
And the buttons on PTD Telepathy White Shirt...HELLO? You left Jimin’s nipple exposed to all corners of SoFi stadium on Day 4???
Let’s look at that again, just to be sure...yep, there it is. That LA air...wow, clothes flying off on day four...wild.
We need to talk, NYE Sparkly Jacket. Yes, that was funny, but seriously? Your only job was to hang off Jimin’s shoulders in a sultry manner but NOOooOO, you had to pull that silly stunt...JK and Hobi laughing so hard though.
Here is clothing doing it’s “thang.” Black Swan Black Jacket was designed to be provocative. Do your thang, do your thang, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well done Black Jacket. Well done.
ON White Outfit pretty much did its job the entire four day concert series. There were only a few moments when it tried to defy gravity...
(However, ON White Pants button and fly zipper looked like it was struggling for some reason...)
Speaking of zipper checks...just try to remember to do it before you go on live tv.


















