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Nolan Patrick enthusiast. | Nico Hischier stan. | This is a sideblog because these two have ruined my life. | Yoko. | 30-ish. | 🌈

[mattymartin]

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[timbitshockey]

the difference to me, by the way, when it comes to sidney crosby’s acts of goodness and kindness versus nico hischier’s, is that i believe sid is aware that he is choosing to do good or kind things because deep in the recesses of his mind exists an abacus on which he is tallying the worth of his soul and he is always fighting in the spiritual trenches to keep that thing in the green. there’s a sort of self-awareness to sid’s kindness and generosity, like a gently smug kind of layer deep down underneath it where he knows he’s just bought himself one more opportunity to grab an opposing player by the knees and spin-launch them into the boards like mario does to bowser. every time he screeches at someone on the ice with a cracking voice that they’re being a pussy or steamrolls into an early-twenties player for no reason but the crime of being gen z he knows he has to go out into the world and perform a miracle. this has nothing to do with his public perception btw he does not care what the world thinks of him. it’s all for his private and meticulously kept internal abacus.

nico, however, does good and is kind because the concept of behaving another way does not seem to ever register in his mind. he is being the best nico he can be. he believes everyone around him, even jack hughes, is both trying their best and also proud of everything they try. even jack hughes! if nico wasn’t a hockey player his chosen career would be like a guy who listens to 911 calls and dispatches himself to them. he’d be a guy who holds the nose of the plane steady during turbulence. he’d be a professional guy who squeezes your hand once and tells you how brave you’re being at the dentists or the doctors. and he’d mean it. he does think you’re being brave. he thinks everyone is being brave. even jack hughes

[mattymartin]

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[sirfuckhead]

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

[sofarbelow]

"watching sports is so fun!" for YOU maybe. me, im about to slam my head through a brick wall over here

[happydivorce]

unfortunately claude giroux is just the guy of all time. enemy of the state and by state I mean the western half of pennsylvania. these days he is known primarily for a) never winning anything and b) being eerily good at making pigeon noises. as a teenager he had to pick between going pro at hockey and going pro at bowling. when he was 21 he moved in w a recently divorced father of three a decade his senior and regularly picked up the man's kids from elementary school. once got arrested for grabbing a male cops ass on canada day. met his current wife while playing beer pong w both his wrists in casts. the only reason his dick is not on the internet is a conveniently placed beer can. gets constantly bullied by his infant teammates who love to wear shirts w his face printed on them and zero context. his hometowns junior hockey team love him so much they switched their logo to a picture of him as a lumberjack. he used to (?) own two dogs who look exactly like him. he once sent out joint family christmas cards w the guy he lived with where they used a portmanteau of their last names. his wife's name is pronounced ryan. he is obsessed w grilled cheese sandwiches. the most goody two shoes golden boy poster child of hockey hates his ass w a vengeance. he is franco-canadian but he is Not from québec. he is ginger. he is lying about his height. during the 2024-25 nhl season his car got stolen twice within 3 months. he loves shania twain and likes wearing pink. he used to go into the eagles dressing room and ask to arm wrestle random football players. he is one of less than 60 out of 700+ active NHL players to wear a neck guard and it makes him look like a slutty dilf in a turtleneck.

[happydivorce]

not only that theres also a kid's song about what a guy named claude giroux could possibly do as his day job! not only is he a noted muse for the arts he inspires Range

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[jhugh86]

Hi Devils fans! 👋🏼

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[goalplz]

when something bad happens to your hockey team no one else but the fans of that team should get to know. this is a personal family matter we don’t wanna hear your gleeful hater takes

[starlarz]

anthony stolarz & joseph woll - det @ tor // nov 8 '24

[hakstols]

The Signs as Claude Giroux Tweets

Aries: Congrats @tseguinofficial for leading tourney 9 goals. #noapples #stillgoodroomie #Iwasopen

Taurus: Chicken ceasar wrap with croutons in it. #genuis #lovecroutons

Gemini: Happy National grilled cheese day everyone.. Make sure you mix in a grilled cheese before bed tonight. #ketchupontheside #favoriteday

Cancer: Just gave @Hartsy19 and @Laughts21 a beating at scrabble. #gotbeatbyafrenchie #highschooldiploma

Leo: Can anybody explain to me how 2 weeks of non-negotiating is going to bring the game back any faster? #vacayforbettman

Virgo: Walking around Prague and got stopped a couple times… People thinking that I’m @jachobe. Where’s my bodyguard @68Jagr? #Imnotthatugly

Libra: If you can’t handle the heat… stay out of the kitchen!!!

Scorpio: Happy bday to my brother @jachobe What a pistol this guy is!! See you Sunday #youbettermakeithappen #gingiesforlife

Sagittarius: Just landed in Vegas. This city looks boring. #not #vivalasvegas

Capricorn: Make sure you follow my roommate Schenn @Bschenn_10. Worst kickball player on the team but still won most improve!!! #icecream #sucksatFIFA

Aquarius: Glad I got pick before @Hartsy19. Hopefully he gets the car. #19lastpick

Pisces: On a line with @Logancouture and stammer. I’ll just give them the puck and I should be fine. #allstargame

[firechilde]

This year’s sad Nico photo. 🥺

[imperatorrrrr]

I’ve been wondering this for a while and figured you’d be the best person to ask, is “Neeks” a fandom nickname or is it an actual one like “Schao?”

hi anon! Neeks is a fandom nickname mostly taken from fics. I'm not sure who first coined it, but it's almost become fanon at this point in how its so widely used.

as far as I've seen, we've never seen anyone call him Neeks in real life, but we have heard and seen him being called Schao, Hischao, Nic-y, Hischy, Hisch etc.

some references for ya!

Hish

video of Nico talking about his various nicknames where he specifically says that his nicknames here are mostly with his last name

(friendly reminder the only Devil we've heard use his Swiss German nickname is Bratter)

John Marino calling Nico "Hischao"

and obviously the infamous quote by Jack "still look sexy Schao"

[toffcake]

richard silken

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

[eevieurs]

and it's actually serious as fuck to me when you think about it because famously america down ntdp survivor william smith not reposting anything about the literal olympics gold and mack's whole "i just.. said... he just asked me how i was doing" bomb during his post olympics interview and then add in the stick and i might as well hang myself in the public town square and don't. even. let yourself think about the "you need to be proud."

is it casual if i'm your boy best friend and i keep reminders of all of your achievements for you because i'm so proud of you and how much you've accomplished through all of the adversity you face and would it be fine if you gave me one of your olympics sticks so i could display it in my house and remember every time i look at it that even playing on the world's largest stage wasn't enough for you to forget me or want anybody but me with you forever.

and additionally of course i want your stick in the front and center of my collection to draw the eyes of everyone who walks into my house because i would never try to hide what you achieve. and forget all the people who ask you if i'm jealous of all that you have because why would i be jealous when someone who's that much of a star is devoting every inch of himself to me.

would that be okay. if i integrate you into every piece of my life, even my childhood home. says will smith, the famous mosaic of everyone who has ever loved him.

[starrynet]

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