I cannot tell you how many times my friends have been looking over my shoulder and asked "why is everyone like that."
"Because it's tumblr."

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I cannot tell you how many times my friends have been looking over my shoulder and asked "why is everyone like that."
"Because it's tumblr."
so many young trans men out there wanna be Normal so damn bad and it blows my mind. they’re really out there like, being normal is good and correct! but i am trans. so being trans must be normal! so i am still good and correct! and then they see the rest of us trans freaks who figured out that being Normal is a ridiculous goal in life, just cheerfully going along being weird as hell and it outrages them. like, how dare we. what’s wrong with us. why don’t we want to be correct, why won’t we stand for being corrected? why aren’t we normal?
like, my dudes. my trans dudes. my one in a thousand brothers. you are a freak too, you just still hate yourself for it and you’re being a real pain in our ass as a direct consequence. you aren’t going to clean us up. you aren’t going to save us from ourselves. we’re more ourselves than you are. the best thing you can do for yourself and your community is learn to love the other, both in yourself and in your community and in the whole entire world. so what if you’re an alien, a monster, a freakshow? once you divorce normal from good, you’re free.
southern phrases that make americans seem ever weirder than we already are:
- “over yonder” : “over there”
- “bless his/her/their heart” : 98% of the time used to be passive aggressive. very rarely nicely
- “too big for his/her/their britches” : cocky, arrogant, full of themself
- “holler” : a valley surrounded by woods
- “heavens to betsy” : an exclamation of exasperation
One of the funnest/weirdest things about my relationship with my husband is that we talk about the wrestlers we thirst over/who would be on our hall pass list 🤣
I just got my fifth circumcision, fingers crossed this is the last one 🤞🏻. Little known fact: BK sends you a coupon for a free large onion rings on your third 😋😋😋
I know this is my boyfriend being a dork and I love him for it but baby you told me I could do your fifth circumcision 😫 pinky promises mean nothing these days.
When TMI doesn't exist between y'all>>>
me and sarah discussing what she should draw...I’m the green....