#we've been drinking

[lusca-deepseasun]

"The very banality and innocence of the first act only allowed the blow to fall afterward with more awful effect. If I had not caught a glimpse of the opening words in the second act I should never have finished it."

Bee Movie (2007)

[abakedpotato]

Me: [brother] flat out said "Your parents did a crap job at preparing you guys for adulthood." Mom: I'm not sure we did with you guys either... Me: We were never caught that off guard. And by now I think I've pretty much gotten it figured out. Mom: You can't support yourself. Me: No, I can't. But at my last job I could mostly.. Mom: You've never been paid what you're worth. Me: The plight of my generation. Mom: Yeah.. Me: At least I'm happy now. I love my job(s). Mom: True. Me: That was such a millennial thing to say. Mom: Technically that's what you are. Me: I know... not as bad as my coworkers though, I work with children. Mom: Stop talking like you're old. If you're old than so am I. Me: Can we go back to designing the alleged kitchen remodel? This is too real. Mom: I really think we have to go with shaker cabinets. And fake wood tile flooring. Me: Yesss, but what shade of wood do we go with?

[pod7etliveblogs]

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming???

Maybe? I got drunk and signed up for gishwhes. This might turn into a gish blog soon...

[mariavenged]

Why the fuck are you sending up firework???

[shuyinbear]

B: I want to ride on a plane one day I: Don't you mean a helicopter? /thinks, aren't helicopters outside to search for someone? Naah/ /hears a speeding vehicle/ B: Look, there's a cop car and another one and another one B and I: /looks to street, looks at each other, runs to the front door/

[casuallydressedzombie]

did u kno that your peripheral vision is in negative and black and white

amomentoflove

[themayasaurus]

Jake: You're welcome, Sony! Thank YOU for making Playstation 4!

[jotunn-blue]

Buzzed blogging!