TOTALLY NOT HIPSTERS
I am sick and tired of being labeled a group of hipsters. Just being young(ish) and standing up for your freedom does *not* make you a hipster. Sure, we like coffee. Who doesn’t like coffee? Yeah, we liked a lot of cool things before they were cool, too – that’s because we’re cultured, not because we’re trendy. I dare you to insult steampunk. Just try it.
Hipsters sign petitions, but we sign our names on our future targets… a declaration of war. Do we picket? Sometimes, but only as a distraction. I care about what I wear. This is my image. This is me. If you think it’s ugly, it’s because you’re a moron, not because I’m making some ironic statement about ugly clothing. My gear is godlike. Do you see us wearing skinny jeans? Well, most of us don’t wear skinny jeans. And I’m sure when Marcus wears skinny jeans, he’s doing it ironically. You know what—Marcus may actually be a hipster, even though he denies it. Is there a support group?