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Spidersquirrel, does whatever a spidersquirrel does.

[Text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS?

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] LIKE, UM HELLO

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SCIENCE OF EMOJIS?

[Text] I don't want to talk about it

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[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] Fine.

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] But when you want me to talk about something, don't expect me to.

[Text] They know

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[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] WHAT

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] HOW DO THEY KNOW

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] HOLY FUCKING SHIT PETER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[Text] I think I may actually prefer getting socked in the face than a two hour lecture.

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] I feel your pain

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] I have to pretend to be listening every time Troy talks about celular respiration and shit

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] But I don't actually have to be listening, so I feel bad for you

[Text] I've got two free hours with your name on it.

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] Then you should come to the tower

[ Text ] [ Pete Solo ] There's a Star Wars movie waiting for you

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