#webbedparkers

[mcuthotthoughts]

the pills make your pp grow 12 inches in three days ❤️ -webbedparkers

thats a pump u idiot baby fool 😤 u put ur pepis in da tube and do BIG squeeze and ur peepums grows 10 sizes bigger :0 

[mcuspidey-archive]

oh man… let’s do a constructive criticism. i’m an Adult i can Take It — webbedparkers

that’s it.

my three moods whenever i read your blurbs or even just see you on my dash like, i would be nothing without your smut i’m not even kidding sis you help a girl out and we need that but also your writing is just so good in general! uhm ily and you’re doing great pls never stop

sleepover! 🌙☕️

[mcuspidey-archive]

i am awake and ready for this fic -webbedparkers 💓

gimme like 5 minutes and it’ll be up, i’m actually excited about this one! it’s short but so cute 💕

[angelic-holland]

14, 27, 33! —webbedparkers

14. Has anyone seen you without your underwear in the past 3 months

Yes my lovely fwb we can call her E, but I haven’t seen her since I left school for the summer at the beginning of May and I miss her so muchhhh

27 are you listening to music right now?

nope I’m watching dexter!!

33 what do people call you?

my actual name and a few fun nicknames but I use my middle name here because well if anyone found this blog 💀

[mcuthotthoughts]

dimples, shampoo, and velvet from the ask list ⚡️🍓

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

probably jaw or lips.

shampoo - favorite scent?

rose.

velvet - who was your first crush?

a boy named Max at my elementary school. I wonder what he’s up to.

[mcuthotthoughts]

Do you know any other writers who write super kinky stuff, blurbs, longer one shots? I love your blog I’m just looking to expand my reading list 😄

Yeah! @webbedparkers and me are always sending asks back and forth and chatting and her blurbs are AMAZING. @mjandliz has an NSFW hc blog (I’m pretty sure she was the first tbh she started it all) but she writes longer stuff on her main @peterporkerpete that’s SO GOOD. @angelic-holland also has written some stuff based on my account and their smut in general is so fucking hot. All of those people are great plus I’m sure they know even more great people, but deffo check all of them out cause they’re rad as hell

[mcuthotthoughts]

 I asked @webbedparkers these questions cause I was rlly curious and wanted to get to know her better, and she told me I should answer them too so here goes (I’m a really wordy person so buckle up):

Do you have any hobbies? 

Art- sketching, painting and oil pastels. I have a sketchbook full of tom/peter doodles that I did instead of paying attention in class. Writing but I haven’t had the motivation to do it in FOREVER. I love D&D and I’m the DM of a campaign with my friends. I also love making clothes and costuming.

Do you have a job? whats Your dream job? 

I work at my family coffee shop as a barista. My dream job would probably be costumer at a theater I love or designer. I’ve always wanted to style Tom and Z or be the stylist for a photo shoot for them. I also wanna write books or comics though. 

Any pets? If so, what kind and what are their names?

I’m still at home w/ the parents and they’re divorced so at my dads I have two brown tabby cats named Crystals and “kittiesbitties” (I named them when I was little I don’t know), and at my moms I have two sister brown Tabby’s named Cream and Coffee, and a two-year-old (today!!) gigantic black lab named Vincent who is the love of my life. He’s gigantic but he doesn’t know it so he’ll sit in ur lap and he cuddles w me when I sleep and he’s my angel and I would die 4 him. 

What fandoms are you in outside of Marvel? 

Supernatural- my main/first fandom account on here was @dean-the-smol-bean and everything McElroy. I shit you not the only content I consume other than Spider-Man related is McElroy. I’ve almost listened to every episode of MBMBaM, I’m on my third listen-through of the Adventure Zone as I write this, I’ve watched the show twice, and I’ve seen every episode of Monster factory at least three times. I run @taakosgood-outhere but it’s mostly for me cause no one follows it. 

Whats your favorite color? 

Red! Red red red red red!

What region do you live in? 

Southwest yeehaw babey. 

Do you feel like you have a "style" if so what is it? 

Definitely. semi-goth art hoe witch? I’ll go with that. And basically, the only two colors I wear are red and black.

Appearance: 

Very tall

fair

short, just above my shoulder black choppy hair

wire rimmed roundish glasses

long, pointy stiletto acrylic nails

thiccy

I look a lot like Barbie Ferreira body wise (except I have way bigger tiddies) and we also have similar hair and honestly kind of a similar face. 

I’m actually gonna tag @mjandliz to keep this going. Feel free to totally ignore this but if not maybe tag someone else you wanna learn a little more about!