Select Your GISHWHES Registration Package!
Each year, after paying for its administrative, tech development and employee costs, gishwhes donates profits to Random Acts, 501c31 and other charities. Help us build a better gishwhes while doing good2!
$21.08 - Basic gishwhes Registration
$47.77 - Secret Holiday Card Package
Get a card from Misha for the holidays. Every year Misha mails a SIGNED cockle-warming surprise Holiday Card to those that select this package. Each signed card (they’re literally a work of art) is saved by Gishers as a gishwhes collectible. It will arrive just in time for the holidays so you can display to your family and friends the weirdness that is gishwhes! Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
$98.21 - gishwhes Flag and Misha Panic Button Package
This year’s much coveted, Misha-signed, gishwhes LIMITED EDITION COLLECTOR’S flag promises to reach cosmic realms with a special “Space” edition design. You’ll also receive an exclusive Misha panic button - a big button you stick anywhere and press (and press and press and press) when panicking (or simply bored), featuring a secret audio message from Misha to get you through the gishwhes off-season doldrums. PLUS, you’ll receive all the schwag in lower packages. Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
$249.69 - Premiumer-Deluxestest-Prime TM Package
This is our Premiumer-Deluxestest-PrimeTM package and it’s the best upper tier package we’ve EVER offered for gishwhes. Just look at this bounty waiting for you…
A premium ticket and exclusive access to gishwhes’s first-ever “gishwhes Virtual Wrap Party” hosted by Misha Collins (held after the Hunt finishes).
You will become the proud foster protector and parent of Porcupandas! It’s actually Giant Pandas you’ll officially foster and protect - there are fewer than 1,900 in the wild, as gishwhes will donate $10 to Pandas International in your name. As a foster parent, you’ll receive an official Porcupanda adoptor certificate, a Porcupanda plushie, the commemorative gishwhes 2017 Porcupanda Mascot Pendant, and a bumper sticker (“Proud Parent of a Porcupanda!”).
The “gishwhes Space Explorer’s Kit” containing everything you’ll ever need to explore this, and multiple other universes: (1) the first ever limited and numbered gishwhes comic book, “gishwhes Mascots in Space!” - sure to become a collector’s item of immeasurable worth, (2) a gishwhes mascot hybrid cookie cutter set, (3) a zero gravity gishwhes travel mug, (4) a gishwhes cooler (to pack your space beverages and snacks), (5) a “gishwhes constellations” glowing sticker set (first time you’ll get to see the celestially-heralded “Assbutt Constellation”) - you can stick them on your ceiling or toilet, and (6) the official 2017 gishwhes Space Patch.
Misha will record a wake-up message for your phone (personalized with your name) to startle you into your day….
PLUS, you’ll receive all the schwag in lower packages. Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
The Gishwhes Historian is a project to archive Gishwhes-related information including emails, hunt updates, timelines, and more.
You can find info on previous year’s registration tiers here.
If you’d like to help, we have a list of missing content here, or you can fill out one of our surveys.
