“ IS THAT WHOLE 'hammerspace' thing true with you spider-people, @websriot? i wish i had something like that. imagine how much shit you could carry! ” / sc.
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“ IS THAT WHOLE 'hammerspace' thing true with you spider-people, @websriot? i wish i had something like that. imagine how much shit you could carry! ” / sc.
=͟͟͞͞★ · @websriot : / &. / starter call!
jean-paul has the decency to mutter under his breath for once — but not the sincerity to actually make his unsolicited thoughts inaudible when he inevitably goes, “maudit que…”
“right. right. spider-man,” northstar turns to face them, hands folding neatly behind his back in a formal flourish like he’s about to deliver an impassioned lecture. “you are aware you’re not supposed to be here, yes? not like this, anyway. there are channels. protocols. paperwork, if you can believe it, eugh.”
a beat.
“you skipped all of that via a hole in reality,” a small smile, like he’s actually pleased with the turn of events. “honestly? fabulous.”
he pivots on his heel and starts toward the boneyard, not checking if hobie follows — just trusting that he will. a beckoning flick of his hand over his shoulder serves as an ‘official’ invitation into the headquarters.
“for the record, you will not be explaining yourself or your histoire d’origine to anyone else. not the five, not the council, not whatever committee has decided they’re important this week. if anyone asks, you’re with me,” a beat. “and if they don’t like that, they can take it up with me. i’ll be delighted to tell them exactly what i think of their opinions.”
he stops just inside, turning back abruptly like he almost forgot something — or like he enjoys the dramatic timings of his own damn words.
“you also don’t owe me an explanation,” he adds, like it’s an afterthought. “but if you want help, i prefer knowing exactly what kind of mess i’m getting my team into.”
another brief survey of hobie, not skeptical of krakoa’s rightful guest, simply observant of what the spider-hero might feel inclined to conceal in speech.
“in the meantime,” the speedster says, already moving again, tone shifting rapidly, “is there anything the x-factor can do for you? after all, it’s not every day we get a multiversal mystery dropped into our caseload,” a tired sigh. “might be a nice change from all the local deaths for once.” then something tugs at his lips. “krakoans need a new hobby, n’est-ce pas?”
❛ can we stop talking about this & just get back to work? ❜ / ohohoho (;
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ no, no, no. you can’t get away that easily, ’mano. i don’t care how much it gets your webs in a twist — we’re having this conversation. ❞ fingers still from where they'd been idly twirling a gauze-wrapped drumstick, using the blunt edge to poke him lightly in the chest. her words border on teasing but there’s a sternness that seeps through the cracks of each word. she doesn't like being in the dark. ❝ i want to hear all about this spider society gig you got goin' on in the background lately. what the @$#& have you gotten yourself into, araña? i know you. you’d never willingly join a organization, let alone one lead by such a buzzkill, without a reason. so spill it. fill me in so i can help. ❞
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a hand claps heavily onto hobie's shoulder as illyana appears behind them, grinning even despite having to shout over the thumping music and cacophony of voices. " long time no see, hobie. "
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"Has anyone ever told you that you're a sensory overload?"
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hobie vc: are we ab to kiss rn
❝ take three steps back. ❞
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