Sep 5, 2023
Awful idea:
Attend a wedding of someone you dont like but youve been invited and it's socially acceptable to go and support the couple because theres this overwhelming notion we must support our neighbours.
You go and you just blend in, come reception make snarky remarks, slander them, make up overally dramatic stories about them kicking old people. Down their champagne glasses, steal a bottle of two, request 'work' by rihanna at this elegant affair.
Of course when the couple come over and casually speak with you, fake smiles "congratulations" "so happy for you" and talk normally, when they bring up false rumours just say "i have no idea who would do such a thing"
Heheheheheheh
