#weed au

[mlimby]

never ever separate a man from his bong

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

In the weed au Sylvain would buy weed from Yuri but Yuri would just be overcharging him for oregano

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[fanfictionsandtea]

Peaky Blinders AU where everybody smokes weed instead of tobacco

The Shelbys first discovered weed through an ex-soldier of the colonial army (East India Company).

Thomas was sceptical at first because he knew what opium could do to your body. He was scared that his brothers would get addicted to that new drug he knew little about.

John on the other side was not afraid at all. Behind Tommys back he smoked a bowl of the good Kush and immediately fell in love with Mary Jane.

He began to meet more often with the ex-soldier who was already an experienced pothead and grew his own weed in his backyard.

He also began to smoke on his own and soon discovered the medical benefits as well. After a fight the first thing he would do was not to bandage his wounds but to light up a bowl of his favourite strain.

One day Thomas and Arthur drove to Johns house to suprise him.

When he opened the door the smoke that was trapped in the room escaped in a cloud like manner. His eyes were barely open and looked very irritated.

"What happened to you?", Arthur asked perplexed.

"Oh, I know that bloody smell. John, tell me you are not smoking that fucking flower!", Thomas growled.

"Calm down, Thomas. It helps me with the pain from all the fighting."

"Really?", Arthur asked, "Do you think it could help me with my back?"

"Sure, come in."

John prepered a great bowl full of White Widow. He started laughing as Arthur coughed his soul out of his body. Arthur fell into Johns armchair. He closed his eyes and had a big smile on his face. John was happy about his positiv reaction of sudden relaxation and prepared another bowl for himself.

"John, are you fucking kidding me?", Thomas said with an agressiv voice.

"You should try it, Tommy.", Arthur replied and started coughing again.

"C´mon you´re smoking your bloody opium every second night and now your judging me for smoking some pot."

"Drugs are bloody dangerous, John!", he shouted.

"Damn, Thomas, keep it quiet.", Arthur complained.

"It´s not dangerous. Well, it´s not worse than a cigarette. Weed has a lot of medical benefits. It can help you with pain, stress and even anxiety and depression among other things. It makes all the bad thoughts go away. Try it at least before you judge me."

"Alright, prepare me a bowl."

Thomas first experience was amazing. The weed got his creative juices flowing throughout his body. He started planning to grow his own weed to be financially independent and when an idea hit him like a train. Money. He could sell weed amongst all his friends and enemies to make them dependent on him.

"Guys, we´re starting a new business."

Thomas managed to get some seeds from connection to Amsterdam. At first they only grew weed in there backyards but they expanded quickly into green house complexes specially built for their farming efforts.

Polly was facinated by the new plant. It helped her forgetting about all the bad things that had happened to her in the past. After growing her own marijuana plants she realized how much she loved gardening and began to get deeper into the art of botany especially in regards to crossing different breeds. Her weed became to known as the strongest in all of Birmingham.

Isaiah, Finn and the other boys stopped snorting snow, which Thomas saw as a big improvement of the family.

Ada and the communists natrually loved it, too. They worked together on giant publicly owned fields to support their commune.

Johns oldest boy sometimes snuck out to steel some weed from Esmes purse even though John was always ambitioned to keep children away from drugs.

"I told you a thousand times that pot is only for cannabis patients and adults!" (What up YouTube YouTube what up Jolli Olli comin atcha for CustomGrow420... go check him out)

Alfie Solomon was a bit sceptical at first but he didn´t regret trying it. After blazing he had some beautiful intimate moments with his god.

Everyone was happy and soon the weed wave spread all across the isles and beyond to all corners of the British Empire.

But one day John talked to a guy who gave him shrooms.

[caandlelit]

I keep writing angsty, lovely drabbles for the au that hawks and dabi knew each other in high school. 

but

what if

their reunion doesn't go as movie cliché as we’d i’d like

bc they weren't dating in high school

even tho they totally wanted to

so

dabi sees this birdman step into the alley where hes supposed to be meeting a hero who wants to join the league

which he was dubious abt before he sees the most heroic person hes ever met stepped into the alley

and hes like

“oh hell nah”

and hawks is like ‘what?’

and dabi just stares at him and says “hi its me im ur dealer from high school that u sometimes fucked.”

and he makes to get tf out but hawks is like wait oh hell no

‘touya you fuckin bitch I didnt go on pornhub to find that league of villains application for nothing. ur either gonna let me in this stain fanclub of yours then come home with me for a quick fuck, or you’re gonna kill me rn for knowing ur identity. whats it gonna be’

“what was that in the middle there”

‘uhh stain fanclub?’

“no after that”

‘ur gonna kill me cos I know ur secret identity??’

“..forget it. anyways im not letting you in yet and we’re not a stain fanclub, so fuck off’

hawks internally: shit that was close

bc you see

hawks had recognized him on the spot

i mean it was hard not to

seeing as he was in love with him in high school

but they were just bros 

who did indeed, fuck sometimes

but they never got together

tragic I know

and dabi saw him and recognized his pretty face immediately

and his flight or fight response kicked in

he debated internally for all of 5 seconds

before he was like

”dammit im leavin I aint fuckin dealing with this shit”

bc you see

dabi had also recognized him bc

*drumroll* he was in love with hawks in high school!!

what an absolute shock it is to absolutely nobody

that five years ago

todoroki touya

shiketsu’s favorite gay punk dealer who could getchu whatever u wanted and as it was widely agreed, had very reasonable prices so long as you didnt fuckin mention his deadbeat dad

had a hugeass crush 

on the winged honor student who liked getting high on the rooftop on sunday nights

and now 

he was still in love with him

so he gives him a burner phone with his number in it to contact him

even tho the thought of hawks in the league made him wanna laugh 

and he tells him that to his face

and hawks glares

and says coldly

‘you know nothing about me’

which makes him wince on the inside

and although he keeps his poker face

on the inside hes screaming at having the person he really fuckin loves make that face at him

and he turns around and walks away with the thought

“this wont end well” 

i might continue this actually,, so look out for a second part m’guys

[mlimby]

SHE SMONKED THEM UP!!

[fanfictionsandtea]

How the Shelbys like to smoke their weed and how they would smoke with you

I wrote a Peaky Blinders AU where everybody smokes weed instead of tobacco and then I thought about this.

Thomas Shelby

Thomas definitely prefers to smoke smaller joints throughout the day so he doesn't get too distracted from work.

But when he does manage to get some free time he packs the bowl of his biggest pipe with Gorilla Glue.

He likes to spend time with his horse when he's high. Feeling the wind on his skin while riding relaxes him and for a short moment he forgets all this responsibilities.

When Thomas is smoking with you he wants you to be higher than him so it's easier to seduce you.

He will most definitely get horny.

Having sex with him while both of you are high is the peak of his lust.

He will penetrate you very deeply and slowly and passionately fuck you. He covers your whole body with kisses, especially your tits.

Usually he doesn't like to cuddle that much, but after you have had high sex he will wrap his strong arms around you no matter how sweaty you two are.

John Shelby

John smokes A L O T.

Everyday wake and bake.

He stopped smoking cigarets and replaced them with joints.

He always gets the munchies. That's why Polly started preparing some healthy snacks for him and the other employees.

John was also the first to find out that the combination of alcohol and cannabis is not for beginners. But soon he expanded his limits and had no problem with mixed consumption.

He has two favorite strains. At work he prefers Moby Dick because it doesn't knock him out. In his free time he loves to smoke Critical Plus.

He also dabs and occasionally does knife hits.

As mentioned before he always gets the munchies so when he invites you over he cooks delicious food for you and him. After the death of his wife he had to learn how to cook and having the munchies is definitely a good motivation to learn some new recipes.

He will also out smoke you on a regular base.

Arthur Shelby

Arthur likes to smoke thick blunts because they remind him of cigars.

He doesn't care about the strain. His motto is everything hits you if you pack enough of it.

He usually only smokes in the evening because if he wants to get high, he wants to get blazed into outer space.

But also after a fight he will smoke weed. It helps him with the pain but more importantly he calms down. He also realized that he doesn't get that aggressive when he's high which makes him think about smoking more doobies at day time.

Smoking with you relaxes him even more. You would lay in bed with him and sometimes sit on a bench outside and he would put his arm around you. Arthur and you would watch the stars and talk about your deepest thoughts.

Finn Shelby

Finn is not an experienced smoker. He's a bit clumsy at times and doesn't quite know how to roll a joint even though John has tried to teach him several times. After Thomas and Arthur laughed at him, he secretly met with John to practice.

He often forgets to ash before passing and Arthur reminds him of the etiquette.

After a while he feels comfortable with his smoking abilities and wants you to get high with him.

The first time Finn and you smoke together was a very pleasant experience. You two couldn't stop giggling.

Finn is a responsible smoker. He would never get high at work and only smoke weed in the evening with his brothers and friends or on the weekend with you.

He doesn't know much about strains but one time he smoked Afghani Kush with John and he was higher than ever and now he wants to try more types of kush.

[caandlelit]

Hi yes feed the hotwings hs angst pls

i have only a few thoughts in mind right now but yeet 

so theyre in different years

dabi is a second year and hawks is a first year

bc hawks is the same age as fuyumi canonically and the twins au doesn’t fit here

so

hawks stresses out abt exams a lot

his classmates know this and make fun of him for it constantly

bc he is obviously an honor student and he gets straight as and he works hard but he still stresses out despite his wishes to come off as a chill motherfucker

his classmates and friends soon get sick of him complaining abt tests and also they get sick of his eyebags and claims of ‘im fine guys’

so one day they recommend the services of todoroki touya

the schools favorite dealer

now

hawks doesn’t know this

he just cocks his head and says confusedly 

‘isn’t that the flame heroes son?’

and they shush him panickily and whisper ‘shit man dont talk abt the dickhead dad!!’

but its too late

bc a tall figure looms behind him and a dark voice says right above his head

“shut the fuck up”

he whirls around and his eyes widen and his wings stiffen up

because todoroki touya is a redheaded punk senior with a leather jacket and piercings and the prettiest fuckin’ eyes in the whole goddamn world in hawks’ humble opinion and those eyes were currently glaring at him and

oh fuck

hawks fucked up

his soul has ascended

this is it

thats all folks

here lies the fifteen year old winged hero hawks, killed in cold blood by pretty eyes and a glare that should not look that hot jesus christ-

hawks with wide eyes and a terrified expression on his face: oh my god im so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything I didnt know ur dad was a dick and oh fuckin hell I mentioned him again im so fuckin stupid oh my god please dont kill me im so sorry-

and hawks’ friends have all slowly backed away till only hawks is in touya’s line of sight 

‘fucking traitors’ he thinks bitterly

and touya is now staring at hawks contemplatively

his thoughts are something along the lines of:

“isn’t this that new golden boy honor student??”

“he looks really pretty”

“wow his eyes look like honey”

“shit he looks so stressed”

and “should I offer him drugs??”

touya interrupts hawks’ babbling apologies and says calmly

“hey dude you look really tired”

‘.. yeah man I uh. I stress out about exams a lot’

“chill out you’re a first year dude”

‘idk how man im under pressure cos im government funded’

“u should do drugs just sayin”

‘what’

“im a dealer, so I can get you weed”

‘that sound rly sketchy’

“I do it bc I hate my dad and I want to be the family disappointment’

‘well anything to fund a charity im in’

its not angsty but im bad at writing angsty things

im workin on it okayyy!!