#weekenddracula

[dungeonsex2026]

“dolphin lube sex pollen” hey what is going on in weewoo fandom 🫶🏻

don’t worry about it kitten

[plenilune]

presses face against glass. HARRY VALENTINE…?

SCREAM. jd he is the character i made up specifically as a bit to get a rise out of rowan and then he rapidly took on a life of his own, developed feelings for one of the ensemble cast, and spawned his own spin-off (novella? who knows. i poke at it when space heist book is being too complicated). he is a shitty billboard lawyer who is very bad at being alive and has billboards with extremely awful valentine puns on them. his adoptive mom is also a cheap lawyer but she's a fat suspenders butch and i love her So much. he also loves her so much even though usually when she calls it's because she needs a smuggling-related favour. kventhe, the beautiful space wizard exiled prince member of the heist crew, has had a life-ruining crush on harry for years that everyone but harry knows about and makes fun of him for. these characters did not exist and they all sprang up whole cloth in seconds because i was trying to upset my friend and i Care Them :(

[septembersghost]

not sure if you've seen already but your guy austin butler was on the youtube show hot ones! his episode just dropped

my guy!!! 🥺🥰😭 i love having a distinctive brand that you all have to suffer through (and i'm sorry <3)

my mom and i watched this last night, but it makes me very happy and is even better that you came to tell me this. 💗💗💗 he is delightful and i want him to make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. look at hiiiim:

[dungeonsex2026]

anytime you get reddie anons i feel protective like YOU GUYS WEREN’T IN THE TRENCHES WITH US!!!! YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE THE THINGS WE’VE ENDURED TOGETHER lol

omg bestie i know. like that is the undercurrent of all my reddie posting it’s like oh my god...they don’t even know the levels of derangement we experienced on pandemic IT twitter…

[plenilune]

okay hot selfie but did u light that cigarette w a flame thrower

NO I USED A GAS BURNER LIKE A CIVILISED MAN. OBVIOUSLY.

[thehazardsolove]

🍓

jd!!! i love seeing your journal pages, they look so cool and you put such care into them. you’re also really funny, you tweeted something the other day that i’m still laughing at.

i’m glad to see you growing and thriving in your new city!!

[dungeonsex2026]

congratulations on being beautiful with great hair and great boobs and a great track record on ao3 like leave something for everyone else cait!!!

jd one of these days i’m going to get you*

*kiss ur face

[theparadigmshifts]

obsessed w your brain as always just generally

there's a little mouse in there pulling levers