#weekly funny

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny heat wave … it’s so hot, I put in a dvd of Frozen and it played Waterworld.

What do you call a librarian at the beach without sunscreen?

Well red.

Why don’t celebrities feel the heat?

They have fans.

I hope you are staying cool and comfortable in this weather and that you have a great week ahead.

Take care,

I did indeed get a chuckle out of those. Thank you so much for sharing.

I don’t have a joke for you this week.

You have always brightened our week with your jokes/humour. We look forward to them.

I will be away for a bit. Our health has taken a bit of a turn. I mentioned several years ago the host has struggled with an eating disorder.

The bodies weight has declined with that our health as well. We leave tomorrow for treatment. We shall be back.

My one request is please continue to send us jokes. We need the laugh.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny… what do ghosts put on their bagels?

Scream cheese

I hope you are doing well and have a tremendously peaceful week ahead. Take care,

Thank you so much for consistently sending us jokes while we have been away. You have brightened our days with your presence. I cannot stress enough how much you are appreciated by Ozzie and myself.

Your time shared to send a joke every week has provided us with such encouragement.

Our turn:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

I wish you a peaceful week and rest.

With warmth and gratitude,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny…. Last week, I lost an electron.

I really should have kept an ion it.

And I really hope that you have a great week ahead. It’s nice to see you posting again. Take care!

Hello there! It’s good to be back. I hope you’re doing well.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.

Wishing you a splendid and peaceful week.

Take care,

Oz and Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny … why did the pelt stealing chicken cross the road?

To get to the others’ hide.

Its nice to see you back posting and I hope that you have an excellent and restful week ahead.

Take care,

Hey there! It’s good to be back. Thank you!

What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!

I hope you have a splendid week.

Take care,

Oz & Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny … what kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagon

I hope that you are doing well and have a peaceful week ahead. Take care,

Thank you!!!

We needed this.

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hey guys! Weekly funny late today…. I hope you see this.

Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other sssssssside.

Take care and have a great week,

Lol. That’s a good one!

No worries friend. I understand that you likely have things occurring. I appreciate and am grateful for your jokes. I also understand there maybe times you’re busy and unable to send them.

Thank you for thinking of us and brightening our days.

Our turn: Why is dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?

You can’t see ‘C’ in the dark.

I hope you have a restful week.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny…. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

I hope you have an excellent and restful week. Take care,

Greetings,

I hope you’re doing alright.

That was a clever joke. I know a youngster who I will be sharing it with.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" 

He said, "I tell her about my job."

You have a splendid week and take care!

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny… summertime, The Beach Boys walked into a bar. One said to the other, “Round? Round! Get a round, I get a round.”

I hope you have an excellent week and stay not too hot. Take care,

Lol. Clever one.

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. 

Love means nothing to them.

I hope you are doing well and have a splendid week.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie