#weekly joke

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny… these are for Ozzie because they posted ( a long time ago ) that they like tacos.

What’s a taco’s favorite tv show? Better call Salsa!

Yes, taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap. But tacos have fillings too!

I hope you all have a spec- taco-ular week! Take care,

I do like tacos! Thank you so much for sending me these jokes.

Oz and I spend a bit of time reviewing your jokes and getting another laugh from them. Thank you for sending them to us so consistently. They are great.

What is a gust of wind's favourite colour? 

Blew.

We hope you are doing well and have a great week!

Take care!

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny… what do get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie talkie.

I hope that you are doing well and have a peaceful week ahead.

Take care!

Greetings!

I want to again thank you for sending me the jokes consistently through the weeks. They truly brighten our days.

We’re continuing with ED treatment six days a week. The one day we’re not in treatment the system is trying to catch up on things they have to get done as well as their homework assigned during treatment.

My hope is when we are able to go to PHP five days a week I’ll have a couple of days to work with.

You are very much appreciated.

Here’s my joke:

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless.

Hope you have a pleasant week.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny … why did the pelt stealing chicken cross the road?

To get to the others’ hide.

Its nice to see you back posting and I hope that you have an excellent and restful week ahead.

Take care,

Hey there! It’s good to be back. Thank you!

What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!

I hope you have a splendid week.

Take care,

Oz & Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny travelers edition….

Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland

Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas

Where to hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam

I hope you have a wonderful week ahead. Take care,

Greetings!

Those gave us a chuckle. Thank you.

What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand?

Humidity.

I hope your coming week is pleasant and restful.

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hey guys! Weekly funny late today…. I hope you see this.

Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other sssssssside.

Take care and have a great week,

Lol. That’s a good one!

No worries friend. I understand that you likely have things occurring. I appreciate and am grateful for your jokes. I also understand there maybe times you’re busy and unable to send them.

Thank you for thinking of us and brightening our days.

Our turn: Why is dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?

You can’t see ‘C’ in the dark.

I hope you have a restful week.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny…. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

I hope you have an excellent and restful week. Take care,

Greetings,

I hope you’re doing alright.

That was a clever joke. I know a youngster who I will be sharing it with.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" 

He said, "I tell her about my job."

You have a splendid week and take care!

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny… summertime, The Beach Boys walked into a bar. One said to the other, “Round? Round! Get a round, I get a round.”

I hope you have an excellent week and stay not too hot. Take care,

Lol. Clever one.

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. 

Love means nothing to them.

I hope you are doing well and have a splendid week.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Weekly funny … why do dolphins swim in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

I hope you have a most excellent week ahead. Take care,

We chuckled.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice-Krispies!

I hope you’re doing well and have a wonderful week ahead.

Warmly,

Oz/Ozzie