hello kiddies, back again are we? well you’re in luck because it’s that time again. last week we asked, ‘which keisung staff member is the best in bed?’ and the results are in. with your lust doing the voting our first place ranking is a tie between professor SEUNGHO and head of discipline ARA. librarian JESSE comes in second, no surprise with what I hear goes on in the library after hours. and last but definitely not least is guidance counselor JIAN, guess you just don’t have the same sex appeal that you used to, princess.
since the school year’s come to a close as a way to thank all of our loyal readers we have a surprise in store. as a special end of the year treat we decided since keisung is too cheap to put out an actual yearbook lets make memories of our own. that’s right it’s time to get cheesy and crown your peers with the titles they deserve. best hair, best smile, most likely to die alone, all the essentials of course. this is your chance to tell your classmates what you really think about them one last time before you leave this shit hole for the summer. so get in your last word while you can babes. under the cut are all the categories are so vote your little hearts out and as always i’ll see you next time with the result~
rules: do not vote for your own character; if we find out you have you will be given a warning. you are only allowed to vote once on each poll, so choose wisely, though you are allowed multiple votes on each poll, so keep that in mind. and finally, we will be doing our best to give each mun one category each regardless on the results on a poll to make it fair, but there is also still a possibility your character may get 2 or even 3 categories to themselves as well, depending on how this turns out.
edit: an error was made on the lineup. the second daewon is supposed to be daesung, i apologise for messing up but i can’t edit the polls without messing up votes now
Class Clown
Teachers Pet
Party Animal
Best Couple
Best Dressed
Best Brotp
Best person to be stranded on a deserted island with
Best Hair
Best Smile
Best Sense of Humor
Best Shoulder to cry on
Biggest Flirt
Biggest Hot Mess
Biggest Asshole
Biggest life of the party
Biggest Gossip
Biggest Drama Queen
Most Accident Prone
Most likely to achieve world domination
Most Oblivious
Most Likely to fall off the face of the earth
Most likely to die alone
Most likely to go out in a blaze of glory
Most likely to be an undercover cop
Most likely to sacrifice themselves for someone else
welcome back children, this week must’ve felt extra long while laying in wait for the poll results, hm? well good news, the polls are closed, the votes are counted, and we have our results! I know you’re dying in anticipation so we’ll get straight to the point. under the cut you’ll find all of our winners plus runners up for each category. I think some of you will be pleased with your titles while others perhaps not as much. some of these were a no brainer but some... lets just say they still have me scratching my head.
anyways onto bigger and better things! all the new faces around keisung are my inspiration for this week and the question we pose to you is, ‘which new face do you wanna get in bed with?’ oh please, don’t act like you haven’t been thirsting over some of the newbies like the rest of us. is it perhaps the feisty new leaders or maybe one of the new staff recruits that gets you going. either way, click here to let us know your desires. have fun voting and I’ll see you next week with the results.
Class Clown - yohan (runner up: taejoon)
Teachers Pet - daewon (runner up: c)
Party Animal - sora (runner up: jaesuk)
Best Couple - rue + jie (runner up: daewon + victoria)
Best Dressed - tristan (runner up: victoria)
Best Brotp - japanese squad (runner up: tristan + daewon + hyuksoo)
Best person to be stranded on a deserted island with - junho (runner up: daewon)
Best Hair - soojung (runner up: aeri)
Best Smile - jie (runner up: jaekyung)
Best Sense of Humor - jaehyun (runner up: jaesuk)
Best Shoulder to Cry On - jaehyun (runner up: yongjoon)
hello my keisung kiddies, it’s so nice to see you again. I hope this week has treated you all well. anyways lets get right into it, so last week we asked, ‘did the hipsters have it coming?’ in regards to trashing the fame chasers and fucking over the artists. keisung voted and the overwhelming response is YES, fuck the hipsters! glad to see you’re all on my page. with how they walk around like they own the place and act like they don’t exclusively serve shitty burned coffee, it’s definitely time for some change. whoever’s bringing it, keep it coming.
you spoke with your votes and kept the hipsters as the villains in this story to my delight. it’s going to be entertaining to see how things unfold to say the least... but until then it’s another week and we have another question for you. lately it looks like our favourite jock RYOSUKE has been cozying up to a certain professor... do I sense trouble in paradise? I thought they were meant to be but it looks like the jock just can’t keep his dick in his pants around ex rebels. so this week the question we pose to you is, ‘are ryosuke and yongjoon going to last over summer break?' can’t wait for your response, as usual click here for the poll, vote to your hearts content, and we’ll see you next week with the results~
back again are we? seven more days have flown by and as promised we’re back with the poll results. the question we put out to you last week was, ‘which new face do you wanna get in bed with?’ and to that the student body more than came through with their very vocal opinions so lets dive right in. coming in first place as the most thirsted after new face at keisung is our very own head of security JUNHO, no surprise there have you seen that ass! following him is professor TAEWOON, and coming in third is ravishing school nurse NOELLE.
I’m sure by now you’ve heard all about the shit storm that is the hipster cafe and subsequent events. retaliation against the fame chaser and what have you. so what we want to know is, ‘did the hipsters have it coming?’ I mean with the way their leader JIHO walks around like he owns the place it was only a matter of time. anyways, click here to share your opinion and with that we’ll see you next week with the results~
hello hello, missed me didn’t you? I know you’ve been dying of anticipation but wait no more because it’s that time of the week again my friends, the poll is closed and the results are in. last week we asked, ‘who would win in a fight, jaesuk or sunhee?’ in no surprise taking the first place crown is artist JAESUK, which leaves misfit SUNHEE trailing behind with only a sad pity vote or two, oops. lets be real, did anyone really think little jackson could take the artist leader, olympist or not? I mean all you have to do is look at her funny and she’ll burst into tears for crying out loud.
so since your latest little honesty hour was riddled with unadulterated inklings of what horny little fucks the lot of you are, especially when it comes to the staff around here, I decided why not just continue to ride that wave. the question we’ll pose to you this week is, ‘which keisung staff member is the best in bed?’ speaking from experience or not, share with me what gets you going. is it seungho seducing you in french or perhaps jian glaring at you from across the room. either way, click here for the poll and I’ll see you in a week~
